Sunday, May 18, 2008

The Pyros hit at the top of the ramp all the way down to the ring and on the ring posts as Bloodlust begins. The crowd are going bonkers all over the arena and there isn't a fan in his seat in this packed 59000 person arena.





Ian Credible is backstage looking to be interviewed when all of a sudden Danny Orchard walks in...

DO: Sir, what are you doing?

IC: Someone was suppose to come and interview me...and they haven't turned up as of yet.

DO: (underbreath) I don't blame them...

IC: So I have decided to interview myself...and you can play the role of me.

DO: Me as Ian Credible...

IC: Yes...although all the Hollywood graphics studios in the world couldnt make you look this good...

DO: But...

IC: You look like Golem...

Danny hangs his head in shame...Credible prepares himself

IC: So Ian Credible...if the world was flat...how would you make it round?

DO: (breaking character) Sir how is this relevant...

IC: ANSWER!

DO: Ummmm....

IC: I imagine you might pound it into a ball with your giant world pounding fists!

DO: Yes...yes I would...

IC: (slightly frustrated) Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Love Hewitt both want to have sex with you.

DO: Is that a question?

IC: More of a statement...with a question being...which one would you make swallow.

DO: I am not sure I could do that.

IC: Your IAN FUCKING CREDIBLE NOT DANNY ORCHARD! This isn't interface gogglbe searching for masterbation!!!!

DO: I think I need a minute...

Frustrated Credible kicks Orchard in the nuts...

IC: To answer the question...neither...cause Ian Credible's juices aren't free samples!

He walks off picking up his Burger King crown and also his replica RKW World Championship belt



The Vikingtron changes to show The Vox, backstage with Kyle Bacon. The fans go wild at the site of the number one contender.

Kyle Bacon: "Vox, tonight you face Scott Carr for the VWF Championship. But that fact is overshadowed by the fact that whatever happens, this is your last match. How do you feel?"

The Vox: "How do I feel? How do I FEEL? I feel like crap. You think I want to leave? I don't. But you know what? I've spent nearly a decade entertaining fans. I've sacraficed career oppurtunities on more than one occasion in favour giving the fans what they paid for. It's time I did something for me. If the choice is between sitting in the middle of card to give all the new comers a foot up to the big time while I just watch, or having one... JUST ONE... shot at greatness, then greatness it is. I'm not happy to be going, but like it or not, I am going. As this is the case, I'm going out with a bang!"

The fans cheer like crazy as Kyle Bacon waits for the noise to drop enough to speak.

Kyle Bacon: "What about your match tonight-"

Vox steals the mic from Kyle Bacon. The fans scream the house down, but Vox holds a hand up for quiet. Sure enough, the fans simmer down.

The Vox: "Tonight, a lot of questions will be answered. There's been a lot of talk about domination. The Elite are dominating The VWF. Their members are dominating their respective divisions. DBR is dominating everyone. THIS MATCH IS NOT AN S&M SESSION!!! There will be no whips, no chains, no handcuff's and for love of god! No dildos. Sorry Scott. Tonight you step into the ring with the one, the only, the man that can beat your ass down in ways that don't involve penetration! The man that can take your for less than a day and STILL make it more prestigious. The man that will never NEVER be dominated by anyone of you Elite jackasses. Be sure that when you get in that ring tonight, hell will be waiting for you. A special kind of hell that doesn't have fire or pitchforks or little red men with hooves and tails and horns. No, this hell has embarassment, it has pain, it has your big, Canuk ass on big silver platter, well done and ready to be handed to you with a side of ass whoopin' to sprinkle!

Vox steps closer to the microphone and lowers the tone of his voice.

The Vox: "They say that men are more alive, more vibrant, more dangerous in the face of death. Tonight is the death of my career whatever happens. Think about that."

The Vikingtron flickers off abruptly and we're returned to the show.



JOEY STYLES: Welcome Ladies and Gentlemen to BLOODLUST!
P. LICKIN: Are you a vampire or something?
JOEY STYLES: No. Why?
P. LICKIN: Go re-read what you just said.


"G.A.P." - Malik Logan and The Midnighter Vs. Cisco Kid and Sheamus O'Shaunessy
Tag-Team Match,
( None )

(-(-( [A mash-up of "King of my world" By Saliva and "Burn it All " By A Dark Halo signals the entrance of The G.A.P: Malik "The HitMan" Logan and The Midnighter. The G.A.P strut down to the ring accompanied by a couple of smoking hot babes as they walk down towards the squared circle and pose as the fans respond with a mixed reaction, because the guys in the crowd love the ladies there are a few wolf whistles but due to the opposition this crowd is leaning towards booing The G.A.P.]

P. Lickin - I shop at The GAP, and those two guys owe me a refund!

Joey Styles - First off, you don't shop at The GAP, and those two guys don't work there either!

P. Lickin - I swear Joey, that Malik Logan sold me some jeans that were too tight, I had to go to the hospital so doctors could cut the jeans off, it was painful but worth it when the hot nurses came to wash my genitals!

Joey Styles - It's going to be a long night...

P. Lickin - That's what the nurses said when they took a look at my... Well, you can figure it out for yourself!

[As The G.A.P waits, "The Irish Curse" By SOS plays and Sheamus O'Shaunessy walks out from the backstage area and heads down the aisle. SOS stares down the two members of the G.A.P but quickly focuses his attention to the two girls that accompanied them to the ring. The two girls go over to SOS and start rushing their fingers through his red hair, pissing off The Midnighter.]

P. Lickin - Hey, he paid those girls to be in his corner tonight... And my bed later!

Joey Styles - You do know that this is a wrestling show right? Nobody cares about your sexual exploits!

P. Lickin - Yeah right, next thing you know you'll be telling me that wrestling is a work! Do you really think I'm going to believe something that was posted on the boards by Alonzo?

[The G.A.P stare down the aisle as the "Crack Addict" by Limp Bizkit plays and cisco KID makes his way out to the ring accompanied by His-A-Me. The former playboy centrefold is barely wearing any clothing, putting the G.A.P's female company to shame. cK leaps up onto the ring apron and high fives his tag team partner as SOS starts things off against Malik. The referee calls for the bell and Malik and SOS lock up, with the Irish Curse getting the upperhand and forcing Malik to the SOS/cisco KID corner of the ring. A quick tag and SOS applies an armbar as cK leaps over the ropes and drives a knee into the back of Malik Logan. Logan staggers forwards as cK grabs him around the head and drives him backwards into the canvas. First cover of the match. ...1...2... Malik escapes and gouges the eyes of cK. Malik grabs cK in a headlock and pulls him to the opposite corner of the ring, slamming cK to the canvas Malik tags in the Midnighter. The Midnighter drops an elbow to cK's chest, followed by a second and then a cover. ...1... cK manages to get a foot onto the ropes, which Malik sees and pushes away. The Midnighter picks cK up, but cisco is a verteran and is playing possum. cK rolls up Midnighter. ...1...2... Midnighter kicks out and both superstars are on their feet, Midnighter charges in with a clothesline but cK ducks and hits a dropkick to The Midnighter's back, sending him towards SOS who smashes The Midnighter in the face with a forearm shot. Midnighter staggers back towards cK, who leaps up and takes him down to the mat with a flying headscissors. Malik Logan has entered the ring and rushes at cK, taking him down to the canvas with a Yakuza Kick. SOS steps into the squared circle and begins brawling with Malik.]

Joey Styles - The referee is losing control here!

P. Lickin - Kinda like how you lost control of your bowels earlier on... That smell is still lingering!

Joey Styles - Why does Viking King always insist on you sitting at the table...

P. Lickin - Because I am The Viking King...

Joey Styles - No you're not...

P. Lickin - Yeah, well at least I used to sit at the cool table like Ian Credible, you just used to sit in the Janitor's closet to eat your lunch...

Joey Styles - What does this have to do with wrestling?

P. Lickin - I wrestled your mom last night!

[SOS dishes out a series of punches to Malik, sending him against the ropes. Sheamus steps back and clotheslines Malik out of the ring. The Midnighter goes after SOS, but SOS hits him with The F.R.H. cisco KID is on the top rope, and leaps off with a flying bodypress. ...1...2... Malik, from outside of the ring puts his tag team partner's foot on the bottom rope to make the save. The referee is trying to restore order in the ring and sends SOS to the ring apron. The Midnighter with a low blow to cK as the referee checks that SOS is out of the ring and Midnighter tags in Malik Logan. Malik lifts up cK onto his shoulders and goes for the TKO. Executed to perfection, Malik picks up the groggy cK for the Codebreaker, but is distracted as His-A-Me strips off. Malik doesn't notice cK tag in SOS who is now stood behind him. Irish Frenzy, a series of slaps to the face followed by a spinning back fist and Malik is down and out. SOS picks up Malik and puts him out of his misery with a running powerslam! Tag to the cisco KID and cK climbs the turnbuckles. Mexican Meltdown! The Midnighter is now in the ring, but caught by SOS who sends him into the ropes. Midnighter runs right into a drop kick from cisco KID. cK picks up Malik as SOS sets up The Midnighter. Stereo Death Valley Drivers as cK takes out Malik with the Face Down in Cabo and SOS dispatches Midnighter with the Celtic Slam. Both men cover their respective opponents. ...1...2...3! Sheamus O'Shaunessy and cisco KID win the match! SOS and cK shake hands following the match, and celebrate in the ring as SOS signals to cK that this shouldn't be his final match in the VWF.]

Joey Styles - I agree with SOS, hopefully this won't be the last time we have seen the cisco KID inside a VWF Ring doing what he does best!

P. Lickin - I do what I do best...

Joey Styles - At an all you can eat buffet?

P. Lickin - That's cold Joey, real cold! )-)-)

Winner: Cisco Kid and Sheamus O'Shaunessy win



(The VikingTron shows The Viking King backstage in front of a semi-truck. Tazz is standing next to him...)



VIKING: Tazz! Stop standing around! Get in that truck! That's the cell parts for the Hell in the Cell match tonight!

TAZZ: Fuck!

VIKING: Get in that truck and back it up! You're the only one with a license!

TAZZ: Fuck.

(Tazz gets in the truck as Intercontinental Champion, Rage, can be seen driving up in his convertable Mustang. He parks down by the dock, and seems to be talking to some girl, acting drunk. He can be heard screaming "Watch this!" as he guns the motor. Tazz backs the truck up as Rage drives forward, doing a donut. Tazz hits Rage's car, and the Cell parts come off of the trailer, falling over, and breaking into pieces. Viking starts screaming as Tazz gets out of the truck.)

TAZZ: .... Fuck.

VIKING: Rage! You drunken idiot! Now there can't be a Hell in the Cell!

RAGE: .... *hic*

VIKING: Fine. Then NEITHER ARE YOU!

(Viking stalks off.)

TAZZ: Fuck.


Timmy D Vs. Taylor Mathis
Normal Match ,
( None )

(-(-( Adrenaline by 12 Stones plays throughout the arena as Taylor Mathis makes his way out towards the ring, Taylor is still walking down the aisle as Timmy D rushes down and attacks him with a right hand which sends Taylor straight down to the ground. A replay of the incident reveals that Timmy D is wearing a pair of brass knucks. Timmy picks up Taylor's fallen body and drags his opponent to the ring, rolling him inside the squared circle. Timmy yells at the ref to ring the bell and then makes a cover. ...1...2... Taylor kicks out.]

Joey Styles - I can't believe it, Timmy D tried to sneak a win with the use of some brass knucks!

P. Lickin - OH MY GOD!

Joey Styles - That's not how I say it!

[Timmy is arguing with the referee, and shoves him to the mat as he stomps at Taylor's chest. Giving him the benefit of the match just beginnning, the referee does not call for a disqualification but allows the match to continue although he does grab Timmy D and pull him away from Taylor, giving Mathis a chance to recover.]

P. Lickin - Breaking news folks, Brooke Hogan has suffered a breakdown!

Joey Styles - What does that have to do with this match?

P. Lickin - She's hot, Timmy D is attracting major heat in the match... Make the connection, anyway she's hot and I'm going to go and cool her down with my ice cubes!

Joey Styles - I give in, seriously! I'm asking Viking King if he'll "promote" me to the VWF Website!

[Taylor Mathis is back on his feet, and charges at Timmy D, taking him down to the canvas with a clothesline. Mathis picks Timmy back up to his feet and sends him towards the turnbuckles but Timmy reverses and Taylor crashes into the turnbuckle padding. Timmy runs in and hits a Monkey Flip before showboating to the fans at ringside. Timmy leaps up onto the top turnbuckle and goes for a moonsault but Taylor Mathis recovers and gets out of the way. Taylor picks up Timmy again and sets him up for a Piledriver, sending Timmy's skull crashing into the canvas. Mathis goes for the cover. ...1...2... Timmy D kicks out of the pinfall attempt. Taylor goes to pick Timmy D up from the canvas, but he is caught in an inside cradle pinning position. ...1...2... Taylor kicks out! Taylor is pissed off now and lifts Timmy D up onto his shoulders, Taylor walks over to the turnbuckles and drops Timmy over the top turnbuckle pad with a snake eyes. Timmy D is dazed and out of it on the canvas as Taylor looks out to gain some support from the fans. Timmy is pulling himself up to a verticle position but the referee is concerned that he's hurt and checks on him and refuses to allow Taylor to attack. The referee pushes Taylor to the other side of the ring.]

Joey Styles - What is Timmy D doing? He just pulled the padding off the top turnbuckle in the corner!

[Taylor ignores the ref and rushes towards the corner, Timmy D ducks and Taylor crashes into the exposed steel of the turnbuckle. Taylor is busted open as Timmy sits up onto the turnbuckles and leaps off with a Tornado DDT! Taylor Mathis is out cold as Timmy showboats once more before going for the cover. ...1...2... Taylor kicked out against all of the odds! Timmy is getting frustrated, wondering what it takes to put his opponent away for the three count. His aggression takes over common sense and Taylor catches Timmy trying for a crucifix and hits a Samoan Drop. Wait a minute, Timmy D somehow holds onto Taylor and rolls through with the crucifix pin attempt... Timmy D has the ropes. ...1...2...3! Timmy D has stolen the win!]

Joey Styles - Timmy D has just stolen one here!

P. Lickin - That was Suicide's gimmick! Somebody arrest that man for gimmick infringement!

Joey Styles - It's not gimmick infringement, he just cheated to win!

P. Lickin - A bit like how you were born because your mom cheated on your dad with me!

Joey Styles - You are not my father!

P. Lickin - Never heard of time travel, Joey? I jumped in that delorean and cranked that baby up to 88 miles per hour and there I was, outside your mom's house...

Joey Styles - That was Back To The Future, dumbass!

P. Lickin - Whatever you say, son! )-)-)

Winner: Timmy D wins



Styles: OH MY GAWD!

P. Lickin’: Funny, that’s exactly what your mom said after I showed her my penis last night!

Styles: Have I ever told you I hated you?

P. Lickin’: Not lately.

Styles: I’m slackin’ then. I really, REALLY hate you.

P. Lickin’: Awe, are we mad?

Styles: What a match that was folks, but I understand that…



((Just then “A Little Less Conversation” by Filthy Elvis plays over the pa system much to the delight of the fans.))

P. Lickin’: I wonder if he’s gonna come out THIS time?

((Without further ado, Jonny Cedrone comes walking through the curtains dressed in his ring attire, but he doesn’t come out alone. With him come his two secret service lookin’ bodyguards.))

Styles: I thought they left or something, I haven’t seen them around in a while.

P. Lickin’: Evidently you missed them or something because there they are.

((They come walking down to the ring, where once inside Cedrone gets a mic from the ring announcer. The music fades away and the shrill of the female fans calm down a little bit after a few moments.))

Cedrone: You know I…

Uknown Voice: Hold on, hold on, I’m coming.

Cedrone: I was afraid of that.

Unknown Voice: Somebody didn’t tell me that the interview segment was now.

((The fans start booing as we see Kyle Bacon come skipping down the ramp way towards the ring.))

P. Lickin’: Tell me he isn’t skipping.

Styles: He’s skipping P.

P. Lickin’: No, I told you to tell me that he ISN’T skipping.

((He finally gets into the ring with his mic in his hand, and stands in front of Jonny Cedrone.))

Bacon: Why didn’t you tell me the interview was now?

Cedrone: Because I didn’t wanna talk to you.

Bacon: You so funny. Everybody knows that you HAVE to talk to an interviewer when doing these interview segments.

Cedrone: Whatever, ask the stupid questions.

Bacon: As we all know, the time for the big Hell in the Cell match is coming up in a matter of minutes. How do you feel?

Cedrone: I’m about as excited as these fans are Bacon.

((The crowd is giving a pretty big reaction))

Cedrone: I mean can’t you feel the excitement in the air? Can’t you feel the electricity? I’m gettin’ goosebumps right now just thinkin’ about it Bacon, I’m so pumped up. In fact, I think we oughta get the match started right now. C’mon! Get the other participants out here right now and let’s get this thing goin’!

((This pumps the crowd up even more))

Bacon: Um, um. Mr. Cedrone, you know we can’t do this! We’ve got a somewhat set time for that match and it…

Cedrone: Yeah, the semi-main event! What a load of crock! A match of this caliber and with the egos the size of the four individuals involved, it shoulda been THE main event sunshine!

Bacon: So what’s with your little entourage coming out with you this time?

Cedrone: I’m happy you brought them up Bacon. As you may know, or for those who’ve been livin’ under a rock since it’s inception into the VWF, “The Elite” likes to throw around the numbers game a little here and there. And even thought we already have two members of “The Elite” in the confines of the Cell, I don’t doubt one itsy bitsy bit, that more will come to the rescue. So I decided to bring a couple of my friends down to the ring with me later tonight as they stand, guardin’ the door to the Cell, to make sure that nobody, but nobody can get into the Cell and help out their fellow comrades.

Bacon: That’s all they’re going to be there for?

Cedrone: That’s it. Just consider them to be my Insurance Policy.

Bacon: Alright then. Well let’s go on with the topic of the evening, the fact that you cashed in your Money in the Bank right here tonight for the opportunity to walk out with the Intercontinental and Eurocontinental Championship. Kirsta Lewis said that it was due to the fact that you couldn’t stand that it was her goin’ into the match and not you.

Cedrone: Well “Fine Ass” not only has a pretty little mouth, but she’s also got a smart ass mouth, don’t she Bacon? You know what, that pretty li’l thing can think anything and everything that she wants to think, whatever floats her boat, tickles her pickle, whatever she wants to call it. But the fact of the matter is that I’m in it, there’s nothin’ that she can do about it to change it, and thank God that I am too or this thing woulda been borin’ as hell.

Bacon: Why’s that?

Cedrone: Don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talkin’ about Bacon. Everybody knows that when I’m involved in a match, I add the excitement. I’m the one that delivers on the goods and like I said in that promo a li’l while ago, I’m the one that puts on the wrestling clinic each and every time I step into the ring. No questions asked, no doubt about it, no second guesses.

Bacon: But do you think you have what it takes to walk out as a Champion, let alone holding both Championships?

Cedrone: There are two problems to that question. The first one is that I don’t THINK that I’m comin’ out as Champion, I KNOW. The other problem is that even if by some miracle, I DON’T emerge as winner, or if I DO…nobody’s “walkin’” out period. The Hell in the Cell is exactly that…pure Hell on Earth.

Bacon: Do you have anything you want to say to your…

Cedrone: You know what Bacon? Just a little while ago, I was up on that Vikingtron, and I said some things towards and about my opponents here tonight. I don’t wanna come out here and repeat anything that I had to say earlier, and there’s not really much to say that I haven’t. So I’m gonna call an end to this thing you’re callin’ an interview. But I will say this…

The fans here in the Rogers Centre, the people in the back, and everybody else around the World watchin’ on pay-per-view, they’re in for a real treat. I just wish that the people watchin’ at home could’ve been here with us so that they can feel the electricity like we are, there’s nothin’ like it. But I think The Viking King better get the local Fire Department on stand-by or somethin’ because when the four of us get into this ring, and when they lower the Cell down around us. We’re gonna set the place on fire!

((The fans erupt in cheers))

Cedrone: The roof is gonna get blown off this joint and after the dust settles and smoke clears, one thing will stand out above the rest. Bodies will be ravaged, people will be bloody, and somebody’s emergin’ as Intercontinental and Eurocontinental Champion, and you’re lookin’ at him. I might be headin’ into Hell in a matter of a few minutes, but I’m takin’ everybody down with me and we’re all goin’ down in a blaze of glory!

((His music hits again as he taunts the crowd, pumpin’ them up to a fever pitch))

Bacon: There ya have it folks…Jonny Cedrone! Oh wait, wait, wait, wait! Hold the music, stop the presses, I've got another question. Mr. Cedrone, if you could be so kind and come back please.

((Cedrone's music stops as he looks confusingly towards Bacon. He slowly walks back over to mid-ring))

Bacon: Mr. Cedrone, I almost forgot to ask you about your blow-up doll that you were supplied with by Kirsta Lewis and her friend, Jackie Daniels.

((Cedrone gets a confused look on his face))

Cedrone: What're you talkin' about?

Bacon: Not long before your promo on the Vikingtron, we saw Kirsta Lewis and Jackie Daniels playing with your action figure outside at the merchandise table.

Cedrone: Oh yeah? Did she like mine?

Bacon: She kinda laughed and said that men really do make those toys and that there's no way that your package is that big.

Cedrone: Well there's only one way for her to find out for herself. But let's get back to the point at hand. What blow-up doll are you talkin' about Bacon? In case you didn't notice, in my promo, you didn't see any blow-up doll.

((Bacon starts to get nervous and obviously starts to sweat))

Bacon: Yeah...but...but uh...

((Bacon reaches into his suit jacket and pulls out a handkerchief from his inside pocket, but something else falls out.))

Cedrone: What's that?

Bacon: Nothing, nothing!

((Bacon tries to pick it up and run off, but is intercepted by the two bodyguards.))

Cedrone: Bacon, what's that?

Bacon: It's nothing, really.

((The two bodyguards wrenches Bacon's arms in a double armbar behind his back))

Bacon: Alright! Alright, it's the said blow-up doll.

Cedrone: Oh is that so?

((Cedrone unravels it an sees that it's either got the face of Alyssa Milano or the face of Kirsta Lewis.))

Cedrone: Wow Bacon, I didn't know you had it in ya. Not only did you sneak into my locker room, but you stole something...a thing that has a woman's characteristics at that. I'm, I'm shocked more than anything.

Bacon: Actually, I didn't go into your room. They must've put it in my room by mistake. Honest.

Cedrone: I guess that just goes to show ya that Kirsta just can't outsmart us men like she thinks she can. Now I owe it to her to prove that she can't outwrestle ALL the men neither. Poor girl, I really thought she calmed down with her borderline stalking of me, but sending me a blow-up doll with her likeness? A tad bit creepy. Here, you can have it back Bacon. Let'm go guys.

((Cedrone drapes the blow-up doll over Bacon's shoulder as the guys let the quirky little interviewer go))

Cedrone: Have fun, it just might be educational for ya too.

((Once again the music starts up as Jonny and his entourage exits the ring leaving Bacon standing dead center, red faced. Bloodlust cuts to a promo for the World Heavyweight Championship Match))


"The Black Republicans" - Chance Black and Lorenz Black Vs. "The Clowns" - Damien and Dante
Tag-Team Match ,
( None )

(-(-( Joey Styles: This match is a Standard Match tag match. On there way to the ring at this time, The Clowns!!!

They come down the ramp, spraying Faygo on the audience and singing along with the lyrics to their theme song.

Joey Styles: and their opponents, the team of Black Republicans.

“Cool Like Dat” by Digable Planets jits the PA and the Black Republicans make there way to the ring...

(the bell rings) Dante drops Chance Black with a Scoop Slam on the mat. Chance Black gets to his feet quickly and drops Dante with a drop kick to the face. Dante puts Chance Black in the achilles tendon hold. Now Chance Black standing. Chance Black hits him with a back fist. Dante makes the tag to Damien. Dante hits a ropeflip moonsault on Chance Black. Damien suplexes Chance Black. Chance Black gets sidewalk slammed by Dante.

Joey Styles: This is just awefull! Chance Black is being double teamed!

Dante goes to the top and executes a flying hip attack on Chance Black. Dante moves back to his feet. Now Chance Black standing. Lorenz Black tagged in by Chance Black. Lorenz Black piledrives Damien. Chance Black goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Damien. Chance Black stomps Damien.

P. Lickin: Chance Black-Got banned from the NBA for an alleged point shaving incident while attending Virginia Tech, and leading the nation in scoring.

Joey Styles: Yeah and his brother Lorenz Black- Did 5 years in federal penitentiary on Conspiracy to traffic Steroids charge, he was in the wrong place at the wrong time and could have gotten off scot clean had he told who’s steroids they were…alas, we’re here today. The #1 Ranked Highschool All-American Linebacker, of a year gone past.

P.Lickin: No I didn't know that, but I do know your mother made me itch again

Joey Styles: Get a life P.

Chance Black jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Damien. Chance Black is up again. Damien brings in Dante for The Clowns. Damien executes the guillotine choke on Lorenz Black. Damien suplexes Lorenz Black. Lorenz Black puts Damien in the achilles tendon hold. Lorenz Black stands up. Damien gets hit with the shooting star press from Lorenz Black. Max counts the pin. ...1 Damien kicks out.

P. Lickin : He should have just stayed on the attack.

Now Damien standing. Dante tags in Damien. Damien get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Lorenz Black. Damien gets knocked on the ground and Lorenz Black flips onto him. Damien catches Lorenz Black leg, but Lorenz Black reverses it with an enzuigiri to Damien's head.

Joey Styles: Damien takes a enzuigiri.

Damien makes the tag to Dante. Lorenz Black gets hit with a dragon scerw from Dante. Dante is up again. Chance Black tagged in by Lorenz Black. Chance Black side slams Dante. They lockup. Lorenz Black sends Dante to the corner of the ring. Dante jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Lorenz Black. Dante stands up. Lorenz Black tackles Dante to the mat. Lorenz Black climbs to his feet. Lorenz Black goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Dante. Dante gets hit with the shooting star press from Lorenz Black. Referee Max makes the count. ...1 ...2 Dante kicks out.

P. Lickin: Lorenz Black should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

Dante is back on his feet. Lorenz Black pins Dante against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Chance Black makes the tag to Lorenz Black. Dante picks up Lorenz Black and hits him with a Back Suplex. Dante climbs to his feet. Lorenz Black gets hit with the shooting star press from Dante. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Lorenz Black kicks out. Lorenz Black is back on his feet. Dante grabs Lorenz Black's arm, takes him down, and puts him in the armbar. Max is checking for a tap out. ... ... Lorenz Black is fighting the hold. ... Dante breaks the hold. Dante makes the tag to Damien. Lorenz Black executes a corkscrew legdrop on Damien. Lorenz Black climbs to his feet. Damien gets tiger suplexed by Lorenz Black. Lorenz Black climbs to his feet. Lorenz Black brings in Chance Black for Black Republicans. Lorenz Black with a falling splash on Damien. Chance Black piledrives Damien into the mat.

Joey Styles: Damien is being double teamed!

Chance Black hits Damien with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Damien climbs to his feet. Damien tags Dante. Chance Black get whipped into the corner and Damien follows himin with an avalanche. Dante side slams Chance Black. Dante gets tiger suplexed by Chance Black. Chance Black climbs to his feet. Chance Black hits a flying karate chop right to Dante's neck. Dante makes the tag to Damien. Chance Black pulls Damien's hair. Damien trys for a vertical suplex but Chance Black avoids it. Damien locks Chance Black in that boston crab. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... ... (AHHHH!) ... (AHHHH!) Chance Black escapes. Damien and Chance Black go to the floor

Joey Styles: Chance Black is much safer at ringside. Damien can't get a pin there.

Max starts the count (.1)

P. Lickin: What an outstanding match!

Damien trys for a German suplex but Chance Black avoids it. Damien takes Chance Black into the ring. Dante tagged in by Damien. Dante gets taken down with an armdrag takedown. Flying kick by Dante takes Chance Black down. Dante brings in Damien for The Clowns. Damien executes a flying headbutt on Chance Black. Dante knees Chance Black and rolls back to his feet. Dante fist drops Chance Black on the mat. Dante stands up. Dante executes a corkscrew legdrop on Chance Black.

P. Lickin: Dante with a corkscrew legdrop.

Chance Black makes the tag to Lorenz Black. Lorenz Black hits a flying karate chop right to Damien's neck. Lorenz Black tags in Chance Black. Chance Black comes from behind and bulldogs Damien. Chance Black stands up. Chance Black applies an arm wrench to Damien. Chance Black tags in Lorenz Black. Damien goes for a power move but Lorenz Black dodges the attack. Damien gets up. Lorenz Black hits Damien with a slingshot bodyblock. Damien gets up. Lorenz Black hits Damien with an inverted atomic drop. Damien gets hit with the shooting star press from Lorenz Black. Max counts. ...1 ...2 Damien escapes.

Joey Styles: Lorenz Black was so close!!

Damien stands up. Indian deathlock applied by Lorenz Black. The referee is checking the situation. ... Damien is fighting the hold. ... Lorenz Black tightens the hold. ... ... Lorenz Black breaks the hold. Damien makes the tag to Dante. Lorenz Black kicks Dante in the head. Lorenz Black applies an arm wrench to Dante. Dante makes the tag to Damien. Dante clotheslines Lorenz Black. They lockup. Dante sends Lorenz Black to the corner of the ring.

P. Lickin: Lorenz Black is being double teamed!

Lorenz Black measures Dante up and drops a closed fist. Lorenz Black gets back to his feet. Dante gets hit with the shooting star press from Lorenz Black. Max counts. ...1 Dante kicks out. Dante climbs to his feet. Dante picks Lorenz Black up in a fireman's carry and flapjacks him. Lorenz Black is up again. Dante drags Lorenz Black to the floor. Max starts the count (.1) Dante trys for a gut-wrench powerbomb but Lorenz Black avoids it. They head back into the ring.

Joey Styles: My God!! What a match!

Damien brings in Dante for The Clowns. Lorenz Black executes a huge gutbuster on Dante. Lorenz Black stomps Dante. Dante is up again. Lorenz Black gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Dante. Lorenz Black makes the tag to Chance Black. Dante legsweeps Chance Black. Chance Black gets hit with the shooting star press from Dante. Referee Max makes the count. ...1 ...2 Chance Black escapes. Chance Black gets back to his feet. Chance Black executes a huge gutbuster on Dante. Chance Black lifts Dante and delivers a back breaker. Chance Black chants start.

Joey Styles: Chance Black executes a back breaker.

Chance Black with execites a bearhug on Dante. Referee Max is checking for a tap out. ... Dante is fighting the hold. ... (AHHHH!) Dante escapes. Dante tags Damien. Damien gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Lorenz Black tagged in by Chance Black. Damien hits a flying karate chop right to Lorenz Black's neck. Damien brings in Dante for The Clowns. Lorenz Black jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Dante. Lorenz Black climbs to his feet. Dante tags Damien. Lorenz Black gets tiger suplexed by Damien. Damien is up again. Damien tags in Dante. Now Dante standing. Lorenz Black gets up. Dante gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Lorenz Black comes over and smashes Dante's head into it. Lorenz Black brings in Chance Black for Black Republicans. Chance Black goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Dante. Chance Black gets back to his feet. Dante gets up. Chance Black hits Dante with a Baba chop. Dante puts Chance Black on the turnbuckle and executes a belly-to-belly superplex. Dante stands up. Dante tags Damien. They lockup. Chance Black sends Damien to the corner of the ring. Chance Black brings in Lorenz Black for Black Republicans. Damien forearm smashes Lorenz Black. Lorenz Black gets hit with a back heel kick.

P. Lickin: Damien executes a back heel kick.

Lorenz Black moves back to his feet. Lorenz Black bounces Damien off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Lorenz Black climbs to his feet. Lorenz Black hits Damien with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Lorenz Black climbs to his feet. Lorenz Black brings in Chance Black for Black Republicans. Chance Black falls head first into Damien. Chance Black chants start. Chance Black stands up. Damien moves back to his feet. Chance Black places Damien over by the turnbuckle. Chance Black jumps off with a flying sommersault neckbreaker. Chance Black gets back to his feet. Chance Black is trying to put Damien away with a choke sleeper. Referee Max is checking for a tap out. ... ... Damien escapes. Damien stands up. Damien hits Chance Black with an earringer. Damien gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. Damien is up again. Chance Black brings in Lorenz Black for Black Republicans. Damien slaps Lorenz Black. Damien comes from behind and bulldogs Lorenz Black. Damien stands up. Now Lorenz Black standing. Lorenz Black slaps Damien in the face. Lorenz Black stands up. Damien brings in Dante for The Clowns. Lorenz Black tackles and begins punching Dante. Dante gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Lorenz Black. Lorenz Black is back on his feet. Now Dante standing. Dante gives Lorenz Black the cobra clutch suplex onto the mat. Dante puts Lorenz Black in the hangman submission. Referee Max is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... Dante tightens the hold. Dante breaks the hold.

P. Lickin: What an outstanding match!

Dante slingshot elbow drops Lorenz Black. Lorenz Black hits a kneeling headbutt to Dante's groin. Dante is up again. Lorenz Black tags in Chance Black. Chance Black throws Dante off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block. Now Dante standing. Flying Tomahawk by Chance Black sends Dante down to the mat. Dante tags Damien. Dante places Chance Black on the turnbuckle and executes the belly-to-back superplex. Chance Black neck snaps Dante.

P. Lickin: neck snap!

Dante tagged in by Damien. Dante executes a flying sommersault bodyblock on Chance Black from off the top rope.

Joey Styles: Dante executes a flying sommersault bodyblock.

Dante is up again. Chance Black climbs to his feet. Chance Black bounces Dante off the ropes and hits him with a backdrop.

Joey Styles: Chance Black is doing quite well at this point in the match.

Damien tagged in by Dante. Chance Black get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Damien. Flying lariat by Damien takes Chance Black down. Damien hits Chance Black with a heart punch. Chance Black bounces Damien off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Damien is up again. Chance Black hits Damien with an earringer. Damien makes the tag to Dante. Dante hits Chance Black with a double underhook piledrive right into the mat. Dante chants start. Chance Black stands up. Dante executes a snap mare on Chance Black and locks him into the sleeper. Max is checking for a tap out. ... Chance Black trys to escape. ... (AHHHH!) Chance Black escapes. Damien tagged in by Dante. Chance Black is t-bone suplexed by Dante. Damien hits a running forearm smash on Chance Black's face. Chance Black executes a headlock takedown. Damien makes the tag to Dante. Damien punches Chance Black repeatedly. Damien punches Chance Black repeatedly.

Joey Styles: Come on ref! Do something!! Chance Black is being double teamed!

Damien gets back to his feet. Chance Black gets hit with a flying forearm right to the face. Chance Black brings in Lorenz Black for Black Republicans. Lorenz Black uses a running lariat to take Dante down. Chance Black lifts Dante into the air. Holds him and drops him to the mat. Chance Black gouges Dante's eyes out. Chance Black executes the jumping sidekick on Dante. Dante gets hit with the shooting star press from Chance Black. Max counts. ...1 Dante kicks out.

P. Lickin: Chance Black should have known he wouldn't win the match with that.

Now Dante standing. Lorenz Black brings in Chance Black for Black Republicans. Chance Black hits Dante with the Asai moonsault bodyblock. Chance Black executes an over the shoulder stomachbreaker on Dante. Dante gets hit with the shooting star press from Chance Black. Max counts. ...1 ...2 Dante kicks out.

Joey Styles: That was almost the end of the match right there!

Dante climbs to his feet. Chance Black with the hammerlock on Dante. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... (AHHHH!) ... Dante is fighting the hold. ... Dante trys to escape. Chance Black breaks the hold. Chance Black nails Dante with a huge slingshot sommersault splash. Chance Black chants start. Chance Black executes the front facelock on Dante. Max asks Dante if he quits. ... ... ... ... Dante is fighting the hold. Dante escapes.

P. Lickin: This is how wrestling should be!

Chance Black makes the tag to Lorenz Black. They lockup. Dante sends Lorenz Black to the corner of the ring. Lorenz Black brings in Chance Black for Black Republicans. Chance Black gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Dante. Chance Black is up again. Chance Black with an impressive flying spinning leg lariat on Dante. Chance Black stands up. Chance Black tags in Lorenz Black. They lockup. Dante sends Lorenz Black to the corner of the ring. Dante tags in Damien. Damien does a cartwheel and kicks Lorenz Black in the face. Damien tags Dante. Lorenz Black gets knocked on the ground and Dante flips onto him. Damien goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Lorenz Black. Lorenz Black clotheslines Damien.

Joey Styles: weak move!

Damien with an impressive flying spinning leg lariat on Lorenz Black. Damien climbs to his feet. Lorenz Black moves back to his feet. Dante makes the tag to Damien. Damien bounces Lorenz Black off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Mexican hiptoss executed by Lorenz Black. Damien gets up. Lorenz Black brings in Chance Black for Black Republicans. Damien hits a koppo kick on Chance Black. Chance Black gets hit with the shooting star press from Damien. Referee Max makes the count. ...1 ...2 Chance Black kicks out.

Joey Styles: You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like Chance Black.

Dante tagged in by Damien. Dante kicks Chance Black in the stomach and executes the sitdown face slam. Dante takes Chance Black down with an Arabian Facebuster. Chance Black gets elbowed to his midsection by Chance Black. Dante neck snaps Chance Black. Dante bounces Chance Black off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Dante gets back to his feet. Chance Black gets hit with the shooting star press from Dante. Referee Max makes the count. ...1 ...2 Chance Black kicks out. Now Chance Black standing. Chance Black makes the tag to Lorenz Black. Dante chops Lorenz Black. Dante tags in Damien. Damien places Lorenz Black over by the turnbuckle. Damien jumps off with a flying sommersault neckbreaker. Damien is back on his feet. Damien climbs to the second turnbuckle and moonsaults onto Lorenz Black. Damien sucks chants start in the crowd. Damien gets up. Lorenz Black sets Damien up DDTs him into the mat. Lorenz Black hits a frog splash on Damien. Lorenz Black moves back to his feet. Lorenz Black And Chance Black set Damien up for their finisher and hits Damien with The SDD(Springboard Doomsday Device). Damien looks to be out cold! Lorenz make the cover Max counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 )-)-)

Winner: The Black Republicans win



The scene opened to show Kyle Bacon looking somewhat lost. He was standing in front of a door marked “Private” and scratched his chin in befuddlement.



Kyle: Hey, is that “The Clowns” Damien and Dante over there?

The camera wobbled as the cameraman he’d addressed took a look down the corridor.

Cameraman: Where? There’s nobody there.

The door opened, Draeden Darksky appeared for a moment, clapped eyes on Kyle and the cameraman and bailed as quickly as he could.

Cameraman: I don’t see no clowns, man.

Kyle: Who cares? That was Crusader! Draeden, wait! Interview!

Kyle pulled the door open and went through, closely followed by the cameraman. It was too dark to see so Kyle put the lights on. As the lights flickered into life, they saw Draeden tip-toeing away.

Kyle: Draeden?

He swore under his breath and turned around.

Draeden: What?

Kyle: Interview?

The warrior sighed, resting a hand on the hilt of his sword and nodding.

Kyle: Great! So, tonight you face Matt Flora, Michael Bunda, Zombie Shovelman, Tazz, Brianna Singer, Phoenix, Johnny James, Chuck Norris and... Alonzo the Great.

Draeden crossed his arms and tilted his head back.

Draeden: Yeah.

Kyle: About Alonzo... you don’t seem so happy about that.

Draeden: Alonzo himself isn’t significant per-se. He represents a personal failure.

Kyle: But you won your match!

Draeden: Oh, please. There was no way I could lose. The purpose of that match was an opportunity for me to protect the Cabo Wabo Middleweight championship, a title I intend to keep.

Kyle: You think you’ll lose it tonight?

Draeden: Unlikely.

Kyle: You were only two seconds away from achieving your goal last week, that’s got to be frustrating.

Draeden: Yeah, yeah it was. Thing is, it’s irrelevant now. Alonzo now stands a chance of winning the Pan Pacific championship. Good for him. But the Cabo Wabo title is staying firmly around my waist - where it belongs - and there’s not gonna be anyone in that ring tonight who’s capable of taking it away from me. Half of the guys I face tonight don’t belong there. The Cabo Wabo Middleweight championship deserves more than to be offered up to any old idiot that happens to fall into the right weight bracket. It’s a title that should be earned, just like the others. Hell’s teeth, Alonzo the Great is the only one who has actually comes close to earning the chance to fight for that title.

Kyle: You begrudge the others their title shot?

Draeden: Not at all. I just get the impression they don’t need to work very hard to get a shot at something they don’t deserve to have.

Kyle: Thanks for your time Draeden, best of luck!

Draeden: Yeah, cheers.

He stalked off.


Ian Credible Vs. King Stan
Normal Match ,
( None )

(-(-( King Stan steps into the ring and attempts to shake hands with Ian Credible. Ian smiles, then pops Rodney with a huge right hand. Credible delivers a few more, then whips into the ropes. King Stan comes back and gets nailed with a back elbow that sends King Stan to the ground. Credible picks him up and walks him into the corner. He delivers a few fists until King Stan falls to the bottom turnbuckle. Credible uses his boot to choke the life out King Stan. The referee makes his count and Credible releases before the count is over. Credible listens to the referee’s instructions, ignores them, and chokes King Stan again. The referee gets to four, then Credible releases it. The referee gets between the two, warning Credible about the choke. Credible walks over to King Stan, but King Stan nails him with a right hand to the midsection. He climbs to the second turnbuckle, jumps off and lands a front elbow to the back of Credible’s head. Credible stumbles down. He stands back up. He turns around, only to be hit with a dropkick from King Stan. King Stan makes a quick cover. 1...2… Credible kicks out easily.

JOEY STYLES: That won't be enough to do it.

P. LICKIN: That’s usually what I say to the barman before I go round to your Mom’s.

King Stan slaps on a side headlock. The fans boo Credible as he makes it to one knee. King Stan tries to clamp down on the hold, but Credible powers out and lands a huge back suplex with both men crashing to the canvas. Credible rolls over for a cover. 1…2...KICK OUT!!! Credible manages to get to his feet first and delivers a hard kick to King Stan’s ribs. Credible picks him up. He bounces off the ropes and connects with a cross body block. He makes a cover. 1…2...KICK OUT!!! Ian Credible gets up and climbs to the top turnbuckle. King Stan gets to his feet. He turns around to see Credible flying off the top rope. King Stan reacts and connects with another dropkick as Credible crashes down to the canvas, and rolls out of the ring. The referee begins the count for Credible on the outside and King Stan still being down on the canvas. Credible rolls in at the count of five. King Stan is able to reach his feet first as Credible rolls into the ring. He puts a couple of boots to Credible’s spine before climbing to the top rope. He waits for Credible to stand up and lands a huge missile dropkick. King Stan makes a quick cover. 1…2…KICK PUT!!! Credible is able to get the shoulder up to the crowd’s chagrin. King Stan slams the mat in frustration. He walks to the other corner and signals for Credible to stand up. Ian Credible staggers to his feet. King Stan charges and attempts to clothesline his opponents head from his shoulders, but Credible moves aside and King Stan crashes into the steel post. He staggers back and Credible rolls him up for a pin. 1…2…KICK OUT!!! King Stan holds his chest in pain. Ian Credible picks him up and slams him down hard. Credible picks up King Stan and whips him hard into the turnbuckle charging at him as he rebounds out of the corner. At the last moment, King Stan executes a picture perfect drop toe hold taking his opponent off his feet and causing Credible’s neck to land on the middle rope. King Stan climbs out onto the ring apron and lands a big leg drop over the back of Credible’s prone neck. Rolling back into the ring, King Stan make the cover, 1…2…KICK OUT!!!

JOEY STYLES: Ian Credible is able to get the shoulder up!

P. LICKIN: Who knows, maybe with enough whiskey I could do the same with your Mom.

King Stan picks his opponent up and throws him into the corner. He delivers a few forearm shots and then hoists him to the top turnbuckle. King Stan attempts a superplex, but Credible punches him a few times. Credible then uses his power and hoists King Stan onto his shoulder and delivers an amazing top rope powerbomb. The crowd roars at the rare manoeuvre. Both men are down as the referee begins his mandatory count. He gets to four before Credible puts an arm over the unmoving form of King Stan. 1...2…KICK OUT!!!

JOEY STYLES: How on earth did he kick out of that?

Slamming the canvas in frustration, Credible attempts another cover 1...2...KICK OUT!!! Credible picks up King Stan by the hair and delivers a standing bulldog. Credible slides over and makes yet another cover 1...2...KICK OUT!!!

JOEY STYLES: King Stan just will not say die.

Credible is beyond frustrated as he signals for the end and lifts up King Stan for the IAN FATUATION, but King Stan reverses it into a cradle 1...2...KICK OUT!!! Both men are down in exhaustion and pain. The referee starts another ten count, 1…2…3…4…5…6… First to his feet, Credible notices King Stan is still down and takes advantage with a quick cover, 1...2…KICK OUT!!!

P. LICKIN: Ok even I’ve got to admit that this is turning into a contender for match of the night.

Credible stands up and drags King Stan in the middle of the ring. He bounces off the ropes and delivers a spinning elbow drop. He makes another cover attempt 1...2...KICK OUT!!! Credible picks him up and throws him into the corner. Credible charges him with a clothesline, but King Stan moves and Credible slams into the corner sternum first. He staggers out. King Stan runs up the turnbuckles and lands a body splash that sends Credible to the mat. King Stan makes a cover 1...2...KICK OUT!!! King Stan slowly gets up. He grabs Credible and slams him in the face with a huge left hand. Credible drops to a knee briefly, but regains his composure and nails King Stan with a right hand. The two men exchange blows, but Credible wins the stand up war, connecting with consecutive strikes. Credible hits him so hard, King Stan simply collapses in the ring. Credible picks up King Stan and once again goes for the IAN FATUATION. At the last moment King Stan is able to hook his arm around the top rope causing Credible to fall backwards hard. Seizing the opportunity, King Stan grabs hold of Ian Credible’s legs and flips over into a pinning combination, 1…2… kickout! Ian Credible rolls out of the ring, shaking his head. King Stan rolls to the apron and stands up. Ian Credible turns around, and King Stan comes off with a double ax-handle slam. Ian Credible goes down, and King Stan picks him up, ready to roll him back in the ring, when Ian hits an elbow and a thumb to the eye. Ian Credible backs off a bit as King Stan staggers back up the ramp, blinded. Ian charges King Stan, hitting a clothesline. The ref is counting (2....3....) The two start to brawl up the ramp, when out from the back comes Jace Gryphon! He waffles King Stan from behind with the Britannia Heavyweight Belt. Ian shakes his head to clear the cobwebs of a punch from King Stan, then gets waffled with the belt himself! Jace stands over Ian, yelling at him as the ref finishes his count in the ring (6...7....8....9....10....) )-)-)

Winner: No Contest: Double Count Out



JOEY STYLES: Jace Gryphon, you son of a bitch.
P. LICKIN: Apparently he doesn't like people messing with Kirsta!
JOEY STYLES: I suppose.
P. LICKIN: You suppose?


Draeden Darksky (c) Vs. Matt Flora (c) Vs. Michael Bunda Vs. Zombie Shovelman Vs. Tazz Vs. Brianna Singer Vs. Alanzo the Great Vs. Phoenix Vs. Johnny James Vs. Chuck Norris
Pinfall Battle Royal ,
( Cabo Wabo Middleweight and Pan Pacific Championships )

(-(-( "Only the Strong will Survive" by Axel Rudi Pell hits and Draeden "Crusader" Darksky steps out from backstage with the Cabo Wabo Championship around his waste. As he walks towards the ring he unsheathes the katana at his waist and swings the blade in a neat display of his swordsmanship. He reaches the ring and sheathes the weapon again before vaulting over the top rope and suspiciously hands the weapon to the referee to hide as he saw fit. Draeden stretches and hits the ropes a few times before he's ready to fight. Matt Flora's music hits and the Pan Pacific Champion steps out onto the ramp. He makes his way down to the ring looking focused and determined. The arena goes black as "Numb" by Linking Park throbs through the jam packed arena. The lights flicker as Michael enters the view of the screaming audience to a green lazer light show. He walks slowy down to the ring frustrating his opponant as they are forced to wait. The lights go dim and "Thriller" plays. Zombie Shovelman comes out with his shovel and kneels on one knee with shovel extended. When the singer sings, the pyro erupts behind him. Tazz's music hits and the angry little man himself storms down to the ring pecks first. He slides into the ring and immediately tries to choke out Michael Bunda. Successfully getting Bunda into the TAZZMISSION, the ref tries to break it up, Bunda gets his hands on the ropes but as the match hasn't officially started, that doesn't mean anything. Matt Flora and Draeden Darksky look the brawl, look at each other, shrug and go at each other with rights and lefts. The referee gives up and signals for the bell. "Rainbow In The Dark" by Ronnie James Dio hits and Brianna Singer comes sprinting out from the back, obviously annoyed at being left out of the fight. She immediately slides into the ring and begins pummeling Tazz, who is forced to break the hold on Bunda. Alanzo the Great backflips onto the stage then backward sommersaults down the ramp and lands on the apron with his hands in the air. Draeden and Flora who are brawling by the ropes stop, look at Alanzo, look at each other, shrug and plant hard rights on Alanzo, knocking him off the apron. They then go back to fighting with each other. Meanwhile Bunda has joined in with Brianna and the two of them are kicking Tazz down in the corner. "I Know It's Gonna Hurt" by Prick plays and Phoenix comes out looking very nervous. He walks down the ramp watching the in-ring violence. He steps around the groaning Alanzo with a look of disgust on his face, he climbs onto the apron but lets out a girlish squeak and jumps back off when Tazz is thrown off the ropes nearby. Looking back into the ring, breathing heavily and holding his chest, Phoenix is taken completely unaware when Alanzon bundles him into the apron head first. The lights all go out in the arena, causing the fighting to stop for a moment, "Gotta Save Yourself" by Melodica hits and when the lights come back on, Johnny James is stood at the top of the ramp in a robe. The rest of the competitors all go back to scrapping, Johnny James throws the robe on the floor and runs to ring, grabbing Alanzo and Phoenix's head, slamming them both into the ring apron and rolling them both in the ring. Chuck Norris appears magically in the middle of the ring as only Chuck Norris can, and is immediately close lined by Alanzo.

JOEY STYES: I gues we can call this the unnoficial start, now we finally have everyone in the ring.

P. LICKIN: Funny, I'm sure I've heard your mom say something very similar before.

JOEY STYLES: Shut u... wha? I don't get.

P. LICKIN: That's not what I heard.

Matt Flora gets the upper hand on Draeden and slams his head into the turnbuckle, his momentum is short lived as he steps backwards and is schoolboyed by Johnny James, the ref gets down quickly. ...1 kickout. Chuck Norris makes a bit of a fightback against Alanzo and pushes him into the centre of the ring. Alanzo goes for a hard swinging haymaker but Norris ducks underneath and elbows Alanzo in the gut causing him to fold up, Norris quickly goes for a neckbreaker followed by a pin attempt. ...1 ...2 kick out. Phoenix tries to sneak out the ring but is dragged back in screaming by Brianna Singer. Brianna lays Phoenix against the turnbuckle and slaps the shit out of him for a minute or so, those with freeze fram tv's can just catch a glimpse of a smile creep across Phoenix's face. Bunda continues to beat Tazz down in the opposite corner. He pulls Tazz up and shoots him to the other side, Brianna turns in time to avoid the oncoming orange ball of angst and Phoenix get a face full of man boob. Chesticles, if you will. As Bunda laughs, Brianna takes advantage with a low blow which the ref is far too busy to see. Zombie Shovelman, until now was stood watching, but decides to get involved when he sees Draeden heading towards him. Good a time as any I guess. Draeden and Shovelman clash in a thunderous cloud of rights and lefts, which Draeden gets the better of. Draeden fights Shovelman into the corner and begins laying into him with rights. As Shovelman tries to hold off Draeden's assault, Draeden is confused to see a third hand reach out from Shovelman and tap Draeden on the shoulder. A brief investigation reveals that their in the corner that Tazz was smothering Phoenix in. Now, with added weight of Zombie Shovelman, Phoenix is suffocating under the might of Tazz's moobs. Draeden aplogises and steps back, Shovelman follows and Tazz falls on the floor. Phoenix takes this oppurtunity to hit his patented finishing move, THE MATCH IS OVER!!! Phoenix leaps over the ropes and runs out of the arena. Phoenix is eliminated!!!

JOEY STYES: Phoenix eliminated himself!!!

P. LICKIN: Yeah, he pulled out of the ring!

JOEY STYLES: What the hell are you talking about??

P. LICKIN: Nothing.

Shovelman and Draeden go at it again. Matt Flora finally gets an opening and plants a hard right on Johnny James. Flora fights James back to the ropes and shoots him across the ring. On the rebound Flora executes a backbody drop landing James on his back. Bunda lands a hard right from out of nowhere on Brianna, knocking her backwards. Bunda advances on Brianna but as he steps forwads, Alanzo takes him down with a drop toe hold, and immediately swings round locking in an ankle lock. Brianna smiles at Bunda, blows him a kiss and kicks him in the neck. Tazz gets back to his feet and surveys the carnage. He see Bunda on the mat and advances on him, but before he gets there, Draeden is backed into him by Shovelman's attacks. Tazz shoves Draeden who falls into Shovelman. Shovelman pushes Draeden back and he bumps into Tazz. Tazz starts screaming at Draeden. Draeden being from Newcastle in "China", nuts Tazz, putting him on the deck. Draeden starts shouting incomprehensible gibberish in his native tongue before turning back to Shovelman in time to see him clotheslined over the ropes by Alanzo. Alanzo may have been slightly over zealous though as he too ends up flying over the top. Both men lay on the floor at ring side in pain. Johnny James is pulled up by Matt Flora but James strikes him in the gut and breaks free. James rams Flora's head into his knee a couple of times. Flora is left dazed, James comes off the ropes and hits a spinning neckbreaker on Flora. James pulls Flora to his feet but both are bundled over by the eighteen wheeler that is Tazz, having been shot into the ropes by Brianna. Bunda, not one to give up, hits Brianna with a double axe handle smash and then kicks Tazz to the mat with a superkick. Bunda pulls Tazz back to his feet and hits YOUR DARK END!!! on Tazz. Bunda goes to pin Tazz but Brianna drop kicks Bunda, sending him through the ropes and into the middle of the scrap between Alanzo and Shovelman. Brianna smothers Tazz with a pin attempt. Tazz struggles but calms down as Brianna, in her attempts to keep Tazz pinned, ended up with her chest in Tazz's face. ...1 ...2 ...3 Tazz is eliminated!!!

P. LICKIN: Now that's how to get pinned!

JOEY STYLES: Seriously, I don't get it! What ring?

P. LICKIN: Joey joey joey.

Bunda ducks a superkick from Alanzo that then makes full facial contact with Shovelman, bouncing him backwards into crowd barrier. Alanzo then turns back to Bunda but Bunda lays him out with a clothesline. Bunda pulls Shovelman up and rolls him back into the ring. Bunda locks Shovelman in the ETERNAL PUNISH!!! Shovelman is in agony but submission means nothing in this match. Bunda lets go. Brianna is back on her feet and see's Alanzo getting to his feet on the outside. Brianna runs at the ropes and leapfrogs over, slamming into Alanzo with a full cross body, but Alanzo see's it coming and catches Brianna, slamming her into the floor with a harsh body slam. Johnny James pulls Matt Flora up and shoots him into the ropes. Flora off the ropes and he ducks under a round house kick from James. Flora off the ropes again and he nails James with a flying forearm smash. Flora tries for a quick pin. ...1 ...2 Johnny James kicks out. Flora barely has chance to get to his feet before Draeden grabs him by the hair and hits a hard DDT. Alanzo takes advantage of Bunda's attention being on Shovelman and drop kicks Bunda in the back of the head. Bunda staggers around long enough for Alanzo to get back to his feet. Alanzo nails bunda with a back elbow. Alanzo makes a pin attempt of his own on Bunda. ...1 ...2 Bunda kicks out. Brianna gets sluggishly to her feet on the outside, as does Shovelman on the inside. Brianna slides back in and her and Shovelman go at it... fighting that is. Shovelman gets the upper hand and lifts Brianna up into a vertical suplex. Brianna is slammed into the mat hard. Shovelman rolls over to attempt the pin. ...1 ...2 kickout! Draeden lays into Matt Flora with some hard rights and lefts in the corner, Johnny James gets to his feet and joins in with Draeden, both of them landing fist after fist onto Flora. They both shoot Flora into the opposite corner but just as James is about to charge Flora down, Draeden nails him. Oh, with an elbow alrite! Draeden then charges Flora but Flora gets his boot up and Draeden gets a face full of it. Draeden stumbles backwards and bumps into Brianna. He turns and Brianna swings at him but Draeden ducks and on pure instinct hits Brianna with DECIMATION!!! Draeden makes the cover. ...1 ...2 ...3 Brianna Singer is eliminated!!!

JOEY STYES: Seriously, I don't get it. What ring?

P. LICKIN: Focus Joey! The match...

JOEY STYLES: What? Oh! Brianna Singer is out. What ring?

P. LICKIN: Never mind Joey.

Zombie Shovelman and Johnny James are now trading punches. Shovelman gets the upperhand and fights James back to the corner. Shovelman gut charges James a few times, leaving James on the floorin the corner holding his abdomen, before Shovelman can do anything, Draeden grabs him and hits a belly-to-back suplex. Flora steps forward to join the action but stops when he feels a tapping on his shoulder. He turns around to come face to face with Chuck Norris. Chuck had previously been watching the match from his private booth at ring side. It is Chuck Norris. Norris nails Flora with a devastating fist to the nose. Flora is pounded back to the ropes and Norris shoots him across the ring. Flora comes off the ropes and is taken out with a super amazing Chuck Norris special kick. Norris turns around and is nailed by the THE GOLDEN REIGN from Johnny James. James makes the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 Chuck Norris is elminated!!!

P. LICKIN: What the? You can't elminate Chuck Norris!

JOEY STYLES: Looks like they just did.

P. LICKIN: Oh go play with your mothers ring.

Alanzo and Bunda begin trading fists and Bunda gets the most of it. Bunda sets Alanzo on the ropes and begins to slam his side with hard knees. Bunda lets go of Alanzo and he falls to the mat, but Bunda then gets nailed by a flying forearm from Matt Flora. Matt Flora gets to his feet and pulls Bunda up with him. He executes a sidewalk slam on Bunda and makes a pin attempt. ...1 ...2 Bunda gets a shoulder up. Zombie Shovelman and Johnny James have joined forces and both shoot Draeden into the ropes. On the return Draeden is pummelled with a double clothesline. They both pull Draeden back up and and slam him into the mat with a double DDT. They have a brief argument over who get's to make the pin. The argument is settled by Alanzo clotheslining Johnny James out of the picture. Shovelman makes the cover. ...1 ...2 Draeden gets his shoulder up, on pure instinct. Alanzo leaves Johnny James on the mat and goes for Matt Flora, who's just getting to his feet. Flora and Alanzo begin to trade punches but Alanzo loses out and is sent to the turnbuckle. Flora charges at him but Alanzo counters and hits PAIN AND BACK AGAIN!!! Alanzo makes the cover. ...1 ... 2 ...3 Matt Flora is elminated!!!

P. LICKIN: Another one bites the pillow.

JOEY STYLES: Don't you mean dust?

P. LICKIN: Ask your mom.

Draeden gets slowly to his feet and see's Alanzo kicking the eliminated Matt Flora out of the ring. He sneaks up behind him and rolls him up. ...1 ...2 Alanzo kicks out. Zombie Shovelman and Johnny James fight into the corner and Shovelman grabs James' head and chin drops him. With James down Shovelman quickly climbs onto the top rope, but before he can leap off, Bunda pulls him from the turnbuckle, slamming him into the matt. Bunda goes to make more damage but Draeden comes out of nowhere and nails Bunda with CATACLYSM!!! At the same time, Alanzo hits a ropeflip moonsault on Shovelman and the ref counts both pins. ...1 ...2 ...3 Zombie Shovelman AND Michael Bunda are eliminated!!!

JOEY STYES: Zombie Shovelman AND Michael Bunda are eliminated!!!

P. LICKIN: We are watching the same match you know.

JOEY STYLES: I'm just doing my job!

P. LICKIN: Badly.

The final three men are all on their feet. Draeden Darksky, Johnny James and Alanzo The Great begin to circle. With a thought, all three men begin to attack each other. No clear advantage can be seen to begin with, but eventually in the mess of it all, Draeden and Alanzo emerge fighting James back to a corner. Alanzo hits an elbow on James,then one on Draeden. Alanzo dumps Draeden over the top rope to the outside. Alanzo then attempts to roll up James, but James reverses it into a small package of himself! James covers. The ref counts 1...2...3... Alanzo kicks out, but then just sits there and looks on in shock, not believeing that he got this close. James stands up to celebrate, when Draeden is back in and hits the Decimation on James. James goes down and Draeden looks on as Alanzo continues to sit. Draeden covers. The ref counts 1...2...3... )-)-)

Winner: Johnny James wins the Pan Pacific Championship. Draeden Darksky retains the Cabo Wabo Middleweight Championship



JOEY STYLES: Alanzo?
P. LICKIN: He almost won!
JOEY STYLES: But what happened to him?
P. LICKIN: I don't know.


Jace Gryphon (c) Vs. Juggernaut
Normal Match,
( Britannia Heavyweight Championship )

(-(-( Juggernaut and Jace Gryphon stare at each other as the ref explains the rules. The bell rings and Juggernaut immediately tackles Jace Gryphon and starts punching Gryphon in the head. Gryphon tries to fight Juggernaut off and finally succeeds in flipping him over and giving Juggernaut right hands of his own. Juggernaut struggles to fight them off and eventually hooks his legs around Jace Gryphon, knocking him down. Juggernaut than makes a bridge to cover Jace Gryphon 1...Jace Gryphon kicks out.

JOEY STYLES: Look at the leg strength of Juggernaut!

Jace Gryphon then takes Juggernaut’s legs and puts Juggernaut in a leglock. Juggernaut struggles to break free, eventually finding and grabbing the ropes. Jace Gryphon is forced to release the hold and Jace Gryphon then stomps on Juggernaut’s legs. Jace Gryphon then drags Juggernaut to the middle of the ring, but Juggernaut gets a right hand in Jace Gryphon’s face. Jace Gryphon is momentarily stunned and Juggernaut tries to take advantage by trying to get up. But Juggernaut can’t and Jace Gryphon recovers to put Juggernaut in the sharpshooter.

JOEY STYLES: What strategy by Jace Gryphon, all the power in the world doesn’t mean a thing if you can’t even stand up.

P. LICKIN: You make it sound like Jace Gryphon wasn’t smart enough to strategize.

With Juggernaut’s remaining strength, he starts to power out of the sharpshooter and tries to crawl to the ropes. Little by little, Juggernaut is making it closer to the ropes. Juggernaut finally makes it to the ropes and Jace Gryphon is forced to release the hold. Jace Gryphon then begins to taunt the crowd as Juggernaut tries to get back up. Eventually, Juggernaut is finally on his feet.

P. LICKIN: Juggernaut is up but those legs have got to be killing him after what Jace Gryphon has done.

Juggernaut staggers over to Jace Gryphon and swings viciously missing Jace Gryphon. Jace Gryphon then catches Juggernaut with a boot to the head putting Juggernaut flat on his back. Jace Gryphon then picks Juggernaut up and hits an impressive fallaway slam. Jace Gryphon then makes the cover 1...2.. but Juggernaut manages to kick out. Jace Gryphon then picks Juggernaut up by the hair and is stunned with a low blow. Juggernaut then rolls Jace Gryphon up 1...2... but Jace Gryphon breaks the roll up. With Jace Gryphon still in pain, Juggernaut starts stomping away at the lower section of Jace Gryphon before grabbing Jace Gryphon and planting him face first with a standing bulldog. Juggernaut with the cover 1...2.. and Jace Gryphon gets his shoulder up. Juggernaut grabs Jace Gryphon and he lifts him up and delivers an Irish whip sending Jace Gryphon into the ropes and then back at Juggernaut and Juggernaut delivers a quick powerslam and goes for the cover …1…2..KICK OUT Juggernaut can’t believe it. He grabs Jace Gryphon by the head and delivers a stiff right, not once, not twice but three times! The third time busts Jace Gryphon open and Juggernaut smiles. Juggernaut then gets up and he grabs Jace Gryphon and he then delivers a powerbomb to him into a ring post. Juggernaut then grabs Jace Gryphon whips him towards the ropes. On the rebound he Juggernaut blasts the Champion with the PIMP SLAP YO ASS, BITCH!!! Juggernaut then goes for the pin and the referee makes the count …1…2…KICK OUT! Juggernaut can’t believe it! He begins to argue with the referee.

JOEY STYLES: WOW… The Britannia Champion is so resilient, as out of it as he is, he just will not allow himself to get pinned.

P. LICKIN: I wish your mom would play it so tough.

JOEY STYLES: You’re sick.

After a while of getting into the referee’s face Juggernaut turns around to see Jace Gryphon wobbling to his feet. Juggernaut runs at Jace Gryphon and goes for another clothesline but Jace Gryphon ducks it and Juggernaut goes into the ropes. He then goes flying back at Jace Gryphon and Jace Gryphon delivers a swift kick to Juggernauts mid section and Jace Gryphon then delivers an impact DDT! Jace Gryphon then gets up to his feet, lifts up his opponent and then delivers a piledriver to Juggernaut! Jace Gryphon then gets up and he goes to the top rope and Jace Gryphon jumps off and delivers a elbow drop, he goes for the pin…1…2…KICK OUT!

JOEY STYLES: Juggernaut taking this abuse.

P. LICKIN: These guys are amazing.

Jace Gryphon gets up to his feet and he lifts Juggernaut up also. Jace Gryphon then hits a viscous DDT on Juggernaut. Jace Gryphon then lifts up Juggernaut again and he once again delivers another DDT to Juggernaut. Jace Gryphon then goes for a pin and the referee makes the count …1…2…KICK OUT! Jace Gryphon can not believe it.

JOEY STYLES: Man, how much does Juggernaut want this title?

P. LICKIN: Probably as much as your mom wants me.

Pulling Juggernaut to his feet, Jace Gryphon lifts him up and drills him down with the PHOENIX RISING!!! The champion goes for the cover 1…2…3!!

JOEY STYLES: And Jace Gryphon retains the Britannia Heavyweight Championship.

P. LICKIN: Even I gotta say, that was a tough match.

JOEY STYLES: You can say that again.

P. LICKIN: Even I gotta say…

JOEY STYLES: Oh shut up!! )-)-)

Winner: Jace Gryphon retains the Britannia Heavyweight Championship



We come back from commercial break to where Kyle Bacon is standing center stage inside the ring. He raises his mic to speak when Animals by Nickleback pipes though the arenas loud speakers. With the Crowd looking up to the ramp we see Kirsta Lewis standing their simulating her finisher as Pyros go off. When her music dies down she makes her way to the ring, mounting the steps and stepping though the ring ropes. Bacon who has watched her making her way down stands there with a shit eaten grin on his face. Kirsta walks over to him as he again raises his mic to speak.



Bacon: With me at this time is the number one contender to the Euro Championship and a women who has made her intensions heard loud and clear since she has arrived at VWF. The only woman who can definitely back up her words, The one and only Hellcat Kirsta Lewis.. Tonight Kirsta, you get to step inside the steel cage for Hell in a cell titles match against Rage, Crimson Lightening and Jonny Cedrone for the Intercontinental and Eurocontinental Championships. How are you feeling about stepping into that cage with three men, who each will no doubt look to take you out early on?

Kirsta smiles as Bacon hands her the mic and she pushes it out of her face, she reaches down into her back pocket and brings out one of her own, raises it to her mouth showing off one of her famous cocky grins.

Kirsta: Look Bacon, as I have already stated before. I may not have been seen inside the steel cage here in VWF but I am no stranger of stepping inside that cage. I am stepping inside my element, my world. It is where I have done my best work and for all those who have not followed the career of Kirsta Lewis then tonight you are in for one hell of a special treat. The cold unforgiving steel that surrounds the ring is not a obstacle for me it is a weapon. The steel can and has ripped open many faces and I’ll use it to my advantage. I am the bitch of Hardcore and believe me you will see tonight just how brutal and devious I can become. You said that the three guys will be looking to take me out. No truer words could have been spoken Kyle, they want to eliminate me early because they know that I am the biggest threat in this match. They know that I am on a w3inning streak and no amount of sexual jokes or comments are going to deter me from what I am going to do to anyone who gets in my way out here tonight. You are looking at the Next Intercontinental or Eurocontinental Champion. Or maybe I will totally throw a wrench into this whole match and walk out a double Champion.

Bacon: You walking out as the Intercontinental Champion, wouldn’t that be stepping on the toes of your fellow stable mate Rage?

Kirsta: No I don’t think it is. As long as we keep that Title within the Elite. I believe all will be cool. I know Rage would want me to step up and do what ever I need to , to make sure it doesn’t fall into the hands of a someone who isn’t Elite. So if me helping to make sure that doesn’t happen then that is just what I am going to do.

Bacon: All this week we have heard from both you and Jonny Cedrone but the champions Rage and Crimson Lightening have yet to be heard. Why do you think that they don’t seem to be threatened by you or Cedrone?

Kirsta: Look Bacon. It has nothing to do with that dimwit Jonny Cedrone, Rage I think may have been dealing with personal issues this week and I know for sure he will defend his title just as he has in the past. Lightening now he is a different story. He is running scared, his mouth has over run his ass and he knows it. He knows the more he opens his mouth the farther he’s sticking his foot in his mouth. The Guy knows that when he walks out to the ring and steps into that cage, that it will be the last time he walks out with the Eurocontinental Championship. All the statements he has made about me are nothing but a cover up. He knows that he has never come across anyone like the Hellcat. He already knows what is going to happen tonight.

Bacon: Both you and Jonny Cedrone are no strangers to each other. You have been in a few matches now and he made a statement that at the three way you in fact didn’t beat him to become the number one contender.

Kirsta: Before you go on ass wipe let me stop you right there. Cedrone is an idiot and delusional. Of course he’s going to make excuses for his worthless ass. When in fact If he didn’t win that match then he lost and he lost to me. I proved that I am 100 times better a competitor then he is. I am going to emerge the Champion of the Hell in a Cell tonight and make all of you people finally realize just what Kirsta Lewis is and know that when she says she’s going to do something then by god you better believe she backs up everything I say. So for now enough said. My actions will speak for me later tonight.

She turns and steps though the ropes, walking back up the ramp, leaving Kyle Bacon once again dumbfounded.


Johnny Aggression (c) Vs. Malcolm Dred-King
Normal Match ,
( United States Championship )

(-(-( The two look squarely at each other as if ready to go to war. MDK and Aggression eagerly circle each other to start the match off. Unexpectedly, MDK charges at his opponent, but Aggression catches him just in time and power slams him to the mat. Aggression steps back to boast as MDK slowly gets to his feet with a stunned expression. MDK gets up and walks towards him, Aggression gets in his face and both men begin to argue, MDK steps back away from the regal man and comes back with a punch, which Aggression blocks – but he doesn’t miss the quick thumb in the eye that MDK followed up with, Aggression is taken aback but has no time to adjust as MDK begins an assault that sends Aggression reeling back until he has no more room to step back and the ropes are right behind him. Aggression pushes MDK away and seems to think about getting out of the ring but is able to build up his courage. Aggression comes at his overconfident foe with some European uppercuts that sends them back across the ring. However, MDK soon fights the pain and he now pushed Aggression back and attempts a big boot. Aggression uses his royal athletisism and is just able to duck away from the foot and land some more European uppercuts to MDK’s ribs. MDK bats away one of Aggression’s strikes and then forces the Aggression to suffer by putting him into a hard bear hug. Aggression, however, is too close to the ropes and someone from his entourage stretches his left foot backwards just barely reaching the middle rope!

P.Lickin: MDK is going to get cheated!

Joey Styles: They’re both cheaters – this isn’t a wrestling match, it’s a “Who is more underhanded” match!

MDK is forced to break the hold as Aggression steps out of the ring in awe of himself. MDK seem frustrated that he just could not seem to get an effective move off with so much help at Ringside for The Aggression. MDK shakes his head finally giving up on waiting for Aggression to be pampered by his virgins - MDK goes over the tope rope and out of the ring stalAggression Aggression, MDK gives two of the virgins a firm grope on their pert asses and takes a handful of Aggression’s regally gelled hair bringing him back into a rough reverse head butt! However, Aggression’s eyes nearly come out of his sockets when he quickly gets ushered back into the ring. Slowly, a frustrated MDK climbs into the ring with Aggression on his knees waiting for him, Aggression hits some uppercuts him followed by some right and left hooks, Aggression pulls MDK into a sharp DDT and then gets on the top rope hitting MDK with a quick flying head butt as MDK is getting back to his feet! MDK falls to the ground on his back and rolls out of the ring just barely maAggression it through the bottom rope, he holds his forehead for a moment and then looks up to see he’s surrounded by the virgins. Their virginity seems to be a bit of a problem to him – which he is all to quick to try and rectify with a little MDK flirtation. Aggression does not Aggressiond for this and gets out running at MDK and immediately going to the right hands until MDK is taken to a knee where he is met with a series of stomps. MDK fights back, bit by bit, he gains ground for his feet, Aggression whips him head first into the ring pole. Aggression slides in for a rest, breaAggression the count and waits for his more than hefty opponent to get in behind him.

P.Lickin: MDK almost went home with some fresh new pussy!

Joey Styles: If anyone besides Aggression could it’s him… or maybe Johnny Aggression. The ladies seem to like him too.

The ref brings his count as high as seven before MDK gathers himself and climbs into the ring exposing a bloody head and face to the crowd. Aggression, who is now sitting in his corner being preened by his virgins gets to his feet only to end up having MDK nailing him with a clothesline to the chest that nearly takes Aggression out of his boots! MDK is furious – roaring something about his beautiful face. MDK drops down onto Aggression’s chest, followed by many rights and lefts to the head of Aggression. MDK continues the assault until several of the more attractive virgins begin to distract the referee!

P.Lickin: The ref is trying to get himself some hot fresh pussy!

Joey Styles: I think he’s actually doing his job… typically poorly though.

MDK gets off of the dazed Aggression and tries to get the ref back into it, but the way in which the virgins are trying to distract him soon takes MDK’s attention as well. Aggression is slipped his own cape from one of the other virgins and Aggression rushes up behind MDK bringing him back away from the referee into being choked by the regal garb. Aggression keeps checAggression over his shoulder as the audience boos fervidly, Aggression only stops when MDK’s face begins turning blue and he is tiredly leaning on the ropes. Aggression tosses his cape to the outside and it is caught before it hits the ground by one of his many court members. Aggression waits for MDK to get up as he sets up a cactus clothesline in attempt to knock MDK over the top rope. However with cheating being both men’s second nature, the plan backfires, before the ref turns back, MDK kicks Aggression in the nuts and gets to a full up right position and hits a back body drop that sends his opponent way over the top rope and on the apron! Aggression lands on his feet. MDK turns around and grabs Aggression. Aggression hits a shoulderblock, the floats over the top rope, hitting a sunset flip. Aggression has the hips locked in as he covers. The ref counts )-)-)

Winner: Johnny Aggression retains the United States Championship



JOEY STYLES: And Aggression retains.
P. LICKIN: Yippie!
JOEY STYLES: What?
P. LICKIN: I just won $20!


"The Major Impact Players" - Tha Answer and Fargo Frost Vs. "The Brothers" - Dr. Feelgood and Dr. Jekyl
Tag-Team Match ,
( World Tag-Team Championships )

(-(-( As "Epic" starts to play, fire explodes from the sides of the ramp and the entrance is bathed in red light. Jekyl runs to the top of the ramp, downs a can of Hardcore Soda then crawls down the ramp. He hops into the ring and points back to the entrance as the crowd noise builds in anticipation. The lights go down and blue lasers stream across the arena from the entrance. Strobes flicker at the top of the ramp as smoke pours from the entrance. "Dr.Feelgood" by Motley Crue Starts playing as the strobes stop and a bright constant light blazes from the entrance silhouetting a posing Dr.Feelgood. Fireworks and pyros explode on either side of the entrance. Feelgood struts down the ramp giving various fans high fives before sliding into the ring and hopping onto the corners to point to his fans and work them up. He returns to the center of the ring and poses as more pyros explode from the corner posts. He and Jekyl high five each other and then turn towards the entrance ramp and wait.)))

Joey Styles: And here we go with th tag team title defense. This is the Major Impact Players' biggest defense to date, P.

P.Lickin: They're part of the Elite. What do you think will happen to the Fam if they lose those tag team titles?

Joey Styles: And let's not forget that they have recently announced the addition of Malcolm Dread-King to the Fam. And they plan on pursuing singles gold after this match.

P.Lickin: It seems that they're already overlooking this match!

(((The arena goes dark. Blue lights slowly fade up as Satyricon's "K.I.N.G." starts playing. When the music hits, Fargo Frost and his wife Alessa start walking down to the ring. Alessa skips past him, twirling and spinning around in whatever ratty dress she found to wear. She waits for him on the ring apron as he walks calmly to the ring. Fargo climbs up the stairs, holds the ropes open for Alessa, then enters the ring as she dances around him. She grabs Fargo and kisses him for good luck before the two of them move to the corner of the ring awaiting Tha Answer. The lights go out and the sound The Answer is here is heard over the PA system and then the lights come back on as lighting hits all 4 ring post as Watch What You Say To Me by T.I.P Hits the PA system and Tha Answer makes his way to the ring. The champions stand side by side in the middle of the ring and hold up the World Tag Team Championships. The ref collects them as Alessa exits the ring and looks on from the arena floor near their corner.)))

Joey Styles: And that's what it's all about, the VWF World Tag Team Championships. Can the Brothers now repeat as champions after so many years wrestling solo?

P.Lickin: These are two of the most recognized and decorated veterans in VWF history! Can they win? Can I tap your mama's ass after the night is over? Hell yeah!

(((The bell rings and Tha Answer starts off against Dr.Jekyl. They circle and lock up. Jekyl grabs Answer around the head and licks his cheek. Tha Answer pushes himself away and wipes his cheek off as the crowd laughs and Jekyl dances around in his own corner. Tha Answer looks disgusted and charges at Jekyl. Jekyl hits a drop toe hold and pops back up, but so does Tha Answer. Answer circles away from Jekyl's corner and looks to lock up again. As they get close, Tha Answer slaps Jekyl in the face and then spits on him. Jekyl wipes his face off with his hand and looks at it, then at Tha Answer, who merely nods in satisfaction. Jekyl charges lightning quick and grabs Answer in a side headlock and shoves the palm of his hand in Answer's face, wiping it off and trying to jam it into his mouth. He lays on a flurry of punches to the face, then short arm closelines Answer off his feet. He stomps Tha Answer and drops an elbow to the face. Jekyl pops back up as Tha Answer gets to a knee. Jekyl dropkicks him back down and Tha Answer rolls out of the ring to break up Dr.Jekyl's momentum.)))

P.Lickin: I guess Jekyl doesn't like being spit on.

Joey Styles: I think the Brothers are getting into MIP's heads.

(((Fargo Frost meets Tha Answer on the outside and they confer as the ref counts, then Answer rolls back into the ring. He climbs to his feet, keeping a wary eye on Jekyl. The two circle again and Dr.Jekyl tries to hit a huge haymaker but gets stopped by a boot to the stomach. Answer grabs him and rakes the eyes, then hits a forearm smash to the face. he grabs Jekyl by the hair and rubs his eyes along the top rope as the ref counts. When he gets to the corner, he bashes Jekyl's face into the turnbuckle a couple of times. He traps the Insane One in the corner and hits a few short running elbows to the face, then grabs the middle ropes and rams his shoulder into Jekyl's stomach a few times. Tha Answer leaps up and hits a textbook perfect standing dropkick to the face on Jekyl, who is still trapped in the corner. Jekyl's head snaps back and he wilts to the mat. Answer pulls him to his feet by the hair and rubs his eyes along the top rope to his own corner where he tags in Fargo Frost. Fargo enters as they whip Jekyl to the ropes and hit a double closeline. Fargo picks Jekyl up as Tha Answer exits and whips Jekyl into their corner again. He charges to the opposite side where he takes a swing at Feelgood, who sees it coming and ducks. Fargo charges back across the ring as Feelgood tries to enter and hits an avalanche on Jekyl in the corner. The ref tries to force Feelgood back out as Tha Answer chokes Jekyl in the corner with the tag rope. Alessa steps up onto the ring apron, further distracting the ref as Fargo Frost levels a low blow on Jekyl. He stomps on Jekyl as Tha Answer grabs a chair from outside and jabs it through the ropes at Jekyl's exposed ribs and back. Answer tosses the chair aside as Alessa hops back down and Fargo Frost pulls Jekyl up out of the corner and body slams him to the middle of the ring. Fargo drops a knee to the chest and then pulls Jekyl back up again.)))

Joey Styles: Now we're seeing why they are the ag team champs. Feelgood hasn't even entered the ring yet!

P.Lickin: This is total domination by MIP so far.

(((Fargo whips Jekyl to te ropes and goes for a closeline. Jekyl ducks under it and dives over the top rope, hitting a flying closeline on Tha Answer who is standing on the ring apron! Both men topple to the arena floor as the crowd goes nuts. Fargo Frost stares in disbelief for a moment before exiting the ring and checking on his tag partner. He helps Answer to his feet and they put the boots to Jekyl as the ref starts a count. But out of nowhere, Feelgood dives over the top rope past the referee and hits a diving double closeline on Fargo and Answer on the arena floor! The crowd starts chanting HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Feelgood pops up and rolls Jekyl back into the ring, then returns to his corner as Alessa helps Fargo Frost back to his feet. Fargo is seething with rage as he steps back into the ring and sees Dr.Jekyl getting to his hands and knees. He hits a running soccer kick on Jekyl's ribs that lifts Jekyl off the mat! Jekyl curls up on his side holding his ribs in pain. Fargo grabs Jekyl and applies an abdominal stretch, locking it in for a bit before hip tossing Jekyl to the mat. He grabs Jekyl and starts to pull him up, but Jekyl grabs his head and hits a chin buster on Fargo that drops him, and both men go down. Fargo starts to get up as Jekyl begins to slowly roll to his own corner where Dr.Feelgood is reaching for a tag. Fargo dives and grabs Jekyl's ankle just before he reaches Feelgood's hand and starts to drag him backwards. Tha Answer, who is back on the ring apron, steps into the ring and the ref goes over to force him back into his corner. Jekyl hops up on one foot and hits a sabot kick to Fargo Frost's head! Jekyl makes a diving tag to Feelgood and the crowd goes wild! Feelgood starts to charge into the ring, but the ref runs over and stops him, explaining that he didn't see the tag made, and forces Feelgood back into his corner as Fargo drags Jekyl back to the center of the ring. Fargo grabs both legs and starts locking in the FROST BITE! Jekyl tries and tries to fight it off, but Fargo is too good at applying the maneuver and gets Jekyl turned onto his stomach and locks it in. He leers at Feelgood as Jekyl writhes in pain. The ref gets down by Jekyl and awaits the inevitable tapout. Jekyl strugglesup onto his hands and tries to drag Fargo to the ropes, but Fargo is down on one knee and won't be moved. Tha Answer enters and puts a few boots to Jekyl's back to add to the punishment, but this distracts the ref as Jekyl finally starts to tap! Feelgood climbs to the top rope and hits a missile dropkick on Fargo Frost! Feelgood rolls out of the ring as the ref turns around and sees both combatants laying on the mat. Fargo his holding his face and drumming the mat with his feet as Jekyl holds his back with one arm while trying to drag himself to his own corner with the other. Fargo crawls to his corner and tags Tha Answer in. Answer charges for Jekyl just as he makes the tag to Feelgood. Dr.Feelgood slingshots himself over the top rope, hitting the charging Answer with a dropkick in the process. The crowd is going insane now to finally see the Good Doctor in the match.)))

Joey Styles: This could be the tide turning in the match, P.

P.Lickin: Feelgood is in! Look out Fam!

(((Feelgood doesn't stop, but keeps right on going and elbows Fargo Frost off the ring apron to the arena floor. Tha Answer gets up and charges at Feelgood, but gets closelined back down. Tha Answer bounces back up and charges at Feelgood again, but this time Feelgood catches him around the waist and lifts him up, falling backwards and dropping Answer's neck onto the top rope. Tha Answer clutches his throat as Feelgood scales the ropes and waits. As Tha Answer gets up, Feelgood hits the Flatliner on Tha Answer!Feelgood rolls through the move and is back on his feet and daring Answer to get up. But just as Feelgood is about to go for the Defibulator, Alessa reaches in under the ropes and grabs his ankle. Feelgood turns and yells at her, and Tha Answer dropkicks him from behind, sending him over the top rope and out of the ring. Tha Answer is still doubled over and trying to catch his breath as Alessa distracts the ref. Fargo Frost is back on his feet and has the chair in hand. He raises it up over his head as the Good Doctor gets to his feet. But then it's gone! Jekyl has yanked it out of his hands from behind! Fargo turns around and Jekyl jams it into his chest! Jekyl discards the chair and brushes off his hands in satisfaction just Tha Answer leaps through the ropes and levels him with a divng shoulder block frm in the ring! All four men are on the outside as the ref starts to count. Fargo, still holding his chest, turns and gets victomized by the DEFIBULATOR to the chest! Fargo Frost goes down as Feelgood grabs Tha Answer and rolls him back into the ring. But Tha Answer was playing possum and springs to his feet and puts the boots to Feelgood as he rolls back inside.)))

Joey Styles: This might be one of the most bizarre tag team matches we've witnessed recently!

P.Lickin: The legal men keep going after the guys on the outside instead of focusing on winning the match! But it looks like Tha Answer is in charge now!

(((Tha Answer hits a bulldog on Feelgood, then hauls him back to his feet. He pulls Feelgood to his feet and hits a german suplex. But he hangs on and rolls over, pulling Feelgood to his feet to hit another german suplex! He hangs on again, pulls Feelgood up and hits a final release german suplex! Tha Answer gets up and catches his breath, then signals for the end. He pulls Feelgood up, but Feelgood kicks him in the stomach, spins him around and lifts him up for the D.O.A. DROP! But Tha Answer kicks out and manages to get free, flipping right over Feelgood's shoulder and landing on his feet behind him! As Feelgood turns around, he kicks Feelgood in the stomach and goes for THA LAST ANSWER! But Feelgood pushes him away at the last instant! Tha Answer turns around and hits the QUESTIONMARK at the same time as Feelgood hits the DEFIBULATOR and both men go down in a heap! The crowd is going wild! Jekyl and Fargo Frost, both back in their respective corners, are going wild too! Feelgood with his legendary stamina starts to stir first and rolls over to drape an arm over Tha Answer's chest. The ref slides in to make a count. 1... 2... Tha Answer lifts a shoulder up at the last second! Feelgood looks exhausted as he starts to get up. But as he gets to his feet, Tha Answer grabs his ankle and pulls him off his feet, locking in the TWISTED QUESTION ankle lock! Feelgood writhes in pain, but immediately hops up on one foot and rolls forward, flipping Answer over him and turning it into a pin attempt! 1... 2.. kickout! Both men get up, but Feelgood is close to his corner and tags in Jekyl! Jekyl steps in as Feelgood grabs Tha Answer in a standing side headlock. Jekyl joins him an they hit a double DDT. Jekyl pulls Tha Answer up and piledrives him back down. He pulls Tha Answer up and hits the SPAM Opener on Answer! Fargo Frost charges in, as does Feelgood, just as Jekyl sets Tha Answer up on the top rope for the SPAM SLAM! Feelgood tackles Fargo, knocking the two out of the ring, but Tha Answer reverses the Spam Slam, and hits a DDT off the top rope on Jekyl! Tha Answer is out as well as Jekyl, but he has an arm over him. The ref counts 1...2...3... )-)-)

Winner: The Major Impact Players retain the World Tag-Team Championships



JOEY STYLES: Ouch!
P. LICKIN: That's... gotta hurt!
JOEY STYLES: That's my line.
P. LICKIN: Is it?


Creed Vs. "All That" Lee Ryan Vs. The Rick Vs. Justin Case
Money in the Bank Ladder Match ,
( #1 Contender for the VWF Championship )

(-(-( Joey Styles : This match is a VWF Money In The Bank match. Coming to the ring first, weighing in at 275 pounds, from Darkness , Creed!!!

"Haunting Me" By Stabbing Westward and here come Creed to the ring

Joey Styles : The second in this four way match, weighing in at 225 pounds, from London, England , "All That" Lee Ryan!!!

The Way You Like It" By Adema and here come Lee Ryan to the ring

Joey Styles : introducing third, weighing in at 226 pounds, from Birmingham, England , The Rick!!!

'Everlong' by Foo Fighters and here come The Rick to the Ring

Joey Styles: And finally, weighing in at 225 pounds, from Unkown he holds the Pacific Champion title belt, Justin Case!!!

Player of the Refugee: By Rise Against and here come Justin Case to the ring Creed checks out the ring

. "All That" Lee Ryan checks out the ring. The Rick throws Justin Case to turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. Justin Case checks his boots. (ding, ding, ding) The Rick puts "All That" Lee Ryan in the achilles tendon hold. The Rick climbs to his feet. "All That" Lee Ryan gets tiger suplexed by The Rick. The Rick climbs to his feet. The Rick grabs "All That" Lee Ryan and applies an arm wrench. "All That" Lee Ryan gets hit with a diving elbow smash from The Rick. The Rick stands up. The Rick jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on "All That" Lee Ryan. The Rick gets up. The Rick gets tiger suplexed by "All That" Lee Ryan. "All That" Lee Ryan stands up. "All That" Lee Ryan and The Rick leave the ring. "All That" Lee Ryan jumps and elbow smashes the lying The Rick. "All That" Lee Ryan moves back to his feet. "All That" Lee Ryan hits a flying karate chop right to The Rick's neck. "All That" Lee Ryan hits a jumping elbow hrust on The Rick. "All That" Lee Ryan executes a corkscrew legdrop on The Rick. "All That" Lee Ryan climbs to his feet. The Rick gets knocked on the ground and "All That" Lee Ryan flips onto him. "All That" Lee Ryan fist drops The Rick on the floor. "All That" Lee Ryan gets up. "All That" Lee Ryan knees The Rick and rolls back to his feet. "All That" Lee Ryan kicks The Rick on the floor. "All That" Lee Ryan hits The Rick with an elbowdrop.

P. Lickin: elbow drop!

"All That" Lee Ryan gets up. The Rick moves back to his feet. "All That" Lee Ryan throws The Rick off the ropes and hits him with a diving shoulder block. "All That" Lee Ryan puts The Rick in an arm grapevine submission. "All That" Lee Ryan applies an arm wrench to The Rick. "All That" Lee Ryan hits The Rick with an elbowdrop. "All That" Lee Ryan climbs to his feet. The Rick climbs to his feet. "All That" Lee Ryan get whipped into the corner and The Rick follows himin with an avalanche. The Rick takes the ladder back into the ring. The Rick does a cartwheel and kicks "All That" Lee Ryan in the face. The Rick gets taken down with an armdrag takedown. The Rick gets up. "All That" Lee Ryan gets thrown into the turnbuckle. The Rick comes over and smashes "All That" Lee Ryan's head into it. The Rick gets hit with a back heel kick. Flying side kick by The Rick takes "All That" Lee Ryan off his feet. The Rick rolls onto "All That" Lee Ryan connecting with a knee. "All That" Lee Ryan moves back to his feet. "All That" Lee Ryan hits The Rick with the double arm DDT into the the ladder. "All That" Lee Ryan moves to the first step of the ladder. The Rick knocks "All That" Lee Ryan off the ladder. "All That" Lee Ryan leg drops The Rick. "All That" Lee Ryan starts to climb the ladder. "All That" Lee Ryan goes one step closer to the belt. "All That" Lee Ryan climbs to the fourth step. The Rick knocks "All That" Lee Ryan off the top of the ladder. "All That" Lee Ryan puts The Rick in an arm grapevine submission. The Rick gets up. The Rick rakes the face of "All That" Lee Ryan in attempt to make a come back. The Rick hits "All That" Lee Ryan with a headbutt to the mid-section.

Joey Styles: headbutt!

"All That" Lee Ryan hits a kneeling headbutt to The Rick's groin. Now The Rick standing. The Rick hits a flying karate chop right to "All That" Lee Ryan's neck. "All That" Lee Ryan grabs The Rick by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. The Rick bits "All That" Lee Ryan's arm out of desparation.

Joey Styles: "All That" Lee Ryan takes a arm bite, now thats a way to get out of that.

The Rick grabs "All That" Lee Ryan's arm and strkes his chest. The Rick pokes "All That" Lee Ryan in the eyes. "All That" Lee Ryan picks up The Rick and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex. Now "All That" Lee Ryan standing. "All That" Lee Ryan goes up the ladder. "All That" Lee Ryan goes one step closer to the belt. The Rick pulls "All That" Lee Ryan off the ladder. "All That" Lee Ryan throws a chair at The Rick.

P. Lickin: The VWF is the only place for entertainment like this! This is a hell of a match,just like your mom was a hell a match last night Styles

Joey Styles: Shut up P.

Justin Case gets up. Justin Case hits The Rick with an elbowdrop. Justin Case is up again. The Rick is up again. Justin Case bounces The Rick off the ropes and clotheslines him. The Rick is back on his feet. The Rick connects with a low blow. Justin Case goes down. Justin Case is up again. Flying sommersault drop kick by Justin Case puts him back in the match. Justin Case jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on The Rick. Justin Case gets up. The Rick goes for a dragon suplex but Justin Case dodges the attack. The Rick starts to climb the ladder. Justin Case knocks The Rick off the ladder. The Rick slaps Justin Case. The Rick pins Justin Case against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. The Rick double underhook faceslams Justin Case hard to the Justin Case. The Rick executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of Justin Case.

Joey Styles: flying knee drop!

The Rick stands up. Now Justin Case standing. "All That" Lee Ryan sets Justin Case up on the top turnbuckle, then hooks him up and slams him with a DVD off the top. "All That" Lee Ryan goes up the ladder. Justin Case tips over the ladder knocking Justin Case off.

Joey Styles: Is this a great match or not?

P. Lickin: Yes sir!

"All That" Lee Ryan hits Justin Case with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. "All That" Lee Ryan gets back to his feet. "All That" Lee Ryan stomps Justin Case. Justin Case gets back to his feet. "All That" Lee Ryan superkicks Justin Case. Justin Case is up again. "All That" Lee Ryan uses a lariat on Justin Case. Justin Case stands up. The Rick trys for a ropeflip moonsault but "All That" Lee Ryan avoids it. The Rick starts to climb the ladder. "All That" Lee Ryan dropkicks the ladder sending The Rick to the mat. The Rick executes the front-layout suplex on "All That" Lee Ryan. The Rick moves back to his feet. "All That" Lee Ryan is up again. The Rick goes up the ladder. "All That" Lee Ryan dropkicks the ladder sending The Rick to the mat. The Rick gets back into the match with a jumping neck snap on "All That" Lee Ryan. "All That" Lee Ryan jabs The Rick. "All That" Lee Ryan executes a huge gutbuster on The Rick. The Rick takes "All That" Lee Ryan down with a knee. The Rick kicks "All That" Lee Ryan on the the ladder. The Rick fist drops "All That" Lee Ryan on the the ladder.

P. Lickin: The Rick executes a fist drop.

The Rick moves back to his feet. Now "All That" Lee Ryan standing. "All That" Lee Ryan applies the clawhold on The Rick. The Rick goes to the top and executes a flying hip attack on "All That" Lee Ryan. The Rick goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on "All That" Lee Ryan. The Rick gets back to his feet. "All That" Lee Ryan is back on his feet. The Rick hits an electrifying flying sommersault headbutt on Creed.

Joey Styles: Good flying sommersault headbutt by The Rick.

Now The Rick standing. Creed gets up. The Rick starts to climb the ladder. The Rick takes another step! Creed slams Creed down from the ladder. "All That" Lee Ryan is bounced off the ropes and hit with the rocker dropper. "All That" Lee Ryan is back on his feet. Creed goes up the ladder. "All That" Lee Ryan knocks Creed off the ladder. Creed kicks "All That" Lee Ryan in the stomach. Creed goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on "All That" Lee Ryan. Now Creed standing. Creed knifehand chops "All That" Lee Ryan. "All That" Lee Ryan grabs Creed's head and hites him in the face. "All That" Lee Ryan delivers a short-arm clothesline to Creed. Creed gets up. Flying kick by Creed takes "All That" Lee Ryan down. Creed executes a corkscrew legdrop on "All That" Lee Ryan. Now Creed standing. Creed fist drops "All That" Lee Ryan on the the ladder. Creed gets back to his feet. Creed executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of "All That" Lee Ryan. Creed climbs to his feet. "All That" Lee Ryan gets up. "All That" Lee Ryan puts Creed on the turnbuckle and delivers a huge powerbomb on to the the ladder. Creed stands up. "All That" Lee Ryan goes up the ladder. "All That" Lee Ryan takes another step! Creed kicks "All That" Lee Ryan off the ladder. "All That" Lee Ryan tackles Creed. Creed moves back to his feet. Creed gets elbowed to his midsection by Creed. Creed goes to the top and executes a flying hip attack on "All That" Lee Ryan. Creed moves back to his feet. Creed puts "All That" Lee Ryan in an arm grapevine submission. Creed grabs "All That" Lee Ryan and applies an arm wrench. "All That" Lee Ryan gets up. A side kick by "All That" Lee Ryan turns the match around by knocking Creed to the the ladder. "All That" Lee Ryan climbs to his feet. Creed is back on his feet. Creed bites "All That" Lee Ryan's arm out of desparation. "All That" Lee Ryan goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Creed. Creed gets knocked on the ground and "All That" Lee Ryan flips onto him. "All That" Lee Ryan gets up. Creed moves back to his feet. "All That" Lee Ryan executes a ropeflip hiptoss on Creed. Creed moves back to his feet. Flying lariat by Creed takes "All That" Lee Ryan down. Creed starts to climb the ladder. Creed and "All That" Lee Ryan move back to ringside. Creed climbs to the second turnbuckle and moonsaults onto "All That" Lee Ryan. Creed is back on his feet. Creed and "All That" Lee Ryan move into the ring taking the ladder. Creed swings a Steel chair and hits "All That" Lee Ryan. "All That" Lee Ryan is bleeding as a result. Creed with a falling splash on "All That" Lee Ryan. Creed stands up. Creed goes up the ladder. Creed continues climbing the ladder. "All That" Lee Ryan kicks Creed off the ladder. Creed stomps "All That" Lee Ryan's head. "All That" Lee Ryan executes a headlock takedown. "All That" Lee Ryan rolls onto Creed connecting with a knee. "All That" Lee Ryan gets taken down with an armdrag takedown. Creed hits a koppo kick on "All That" Lee Ryan. "All That" Lee Ryan kicks Creed in the groin. Creed bounces "All That" Lee Ryan off the ropes and faceslams him onto the the ladder. "All That" Lee Ryan gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Creed. "All That" Lee Ryan stands up. "All That" Lee Ryan gets thrown into the turnbuckle. Creed comes over and smashes "All That" Lee Ryan's head into it. Creed trys for a leg lariat but Justin Case avoids it. Creed starts to climb the ladder. Justin Case tips over the ladder knocking Justin Case off. Creed executes a headlock takedown. Creed knees Justin Case and rolls back to his feet. Creed hits Justin Case with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Creed gets back to his feet. Justin Case gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. Now Justin Case standing. Creed hits a flying karate chop right to Justin Case's neck. Justin Case get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Creed. Creed jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on Justin Case. Justin Case gets back to his feet. Creed hits Justin Case with a headbutt to the mid-section. Justin Case powerbombs Creed. Justin Case moves to the first step of the ladder. Justin Case takes another step! Creed slams Creed down from the ladder. Justin Case throws the Ladder at Creed. Creed is bleeding as a result. "All That" Lee Ryan executes the brain buster on Creed.

P. Lickin: Nice brain buster by "All That" Lee Ryan.

"All That" Lee Ryan is up again. "All That" Lee Ryan goes up the ladder. Creed knocks "All That" Lee Ryan off the ladder. Creed gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by "All That" Lee Ryan. Creed double underhook faceslams "All That" Lee Ryan hard to the "All That" Lee Ryan. "All That" Lee Ryan is back on his feet. Creed holds his mouth after recieving an elbow smash to the face. "All That" Lee Ryan hiptosses Creed. Creed comes from behind and bulldogs "All That" Lee Ryan. Creed is up again. "All That" Lee Ryan is back on his feet. Creed gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag.

P. Lickin: corkscrew armdrag!

Creed moves back to his feet. Creed puts "All That" Lee Ryan on the top rope and executes a superplex. Creed is back on his feet. Creed runs and tackles "All That" Lee Ryan. Creed punches him in the head. "All That" Lee Ryan gets knocked on the ground and Creed flips onto him. Creed hits "All That" Lee Ryan with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Now Creed standing. Justin Case gets drilled with an inverted back breaker. "All That" Lee Ryan moves to the first step of the ladder. Justin Case knocks "All That" Lee Ryan off the ladder. "All That" Lee Ryan executes a corkscrew legdrop on Justin Case.

Joey Styles: Justin Case takes a corkscrew legdrop.

"All That" Lee Ryan is up again. "All That" Lee Ryan measures Justin Case up and drops a closed fist. "All That" Lee Ryan stands up. Justin Case gets back to his feet. "All That" Lee Ryan hits him with a back fist. Justin Case executes a headlock takedown. "All That" Lee Ryan gets up. "All That" Lee Ryan discus punches Justin Case. Justin Case gets up. Justin Case hits a koppo kick on "All That" Lee Ryan. "All That" Lee Ryan gets back to his feet. Justin Case shoulder tackles "All That" Lee Ryan. Justin Case gets back to his feet. Justin Case goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on "All That" Lee Ryan. Now Justin Case standing. Justin Case puts "All That" Lee Ryan in an arm grapevine submission. "All That" Lee Ryan is back on his feet. Justin Case executes a jawbreakeron "All That" Lee Ryan. Justin Case applies an arm wrench to "All That" Lee Ryan. "All That" Lee Ryan moves back to his feet. "All That" Lee Ryan bounces Justin Case off the ropes and hits him with a jumping clothesline.

P. Lickin: If "All That" Lee Ryan keeps using moves like that jumping clothesline he could win the match!

"All That" Lee Ryan moves to the first step of the ladder. "All That" Lee Ryan and Justin Case move back to ringside. "All That" Lee Ryan swings a Steel chair and hits Justin Case. Justin Case is bleeding as a result. Justin Case climbs to his feet. Justin Case puts Creed on the top rope and executes a superplex. Creed is up again. Creed pulls Justin Case's hair. Creed tackles Justin Case. Creed is back on his feet. Creed fist drops Justin Case on the floor. Now Creed standing. Justin Case slaps Creed. Justin Case hits Creed with a Baba chop. Creed jabs Justin Case.

Joey Styles: Creed with a jab.

A flying shoulder block send Creed to the floor. Creed moves back to his feet. Creed goes for a flying clothesline but Justin Case dodges the attack. Creed takes the ladder back into the ring. Creed places Justin Case on the turnbuckle and executes the double underhook superplex. Creed is back on his feet. Creed starts to climb the ladder. Creed goes one step closer to the belt. Justin Case slams Justin Case down from the ladder. Creed gives Justin Case a reverse neckbreaker. Creed is back on his feet. Creed strikes Justin Case in the chest. Justin Case hits a flying karate chop right to Creed's neck. Creed does a cartwheel and kicks Justin Case in the face. Justin Case gets knocked on the ground and Creed flips onto him.

Joey Styles: Creed executes a flip.

Creed moves back to his feet. Justin Case stands up. "All That" Lee Ryan grabs Justin Case's head and arm and delivers a head and arm suplex. "All That" Lee Ryan is up again. "All That" Lee Ryan starts to climb the ladder. Justin Case tips over the ladder knocking Justin Case off. "All That" Lee Ryan applies an arm wrench to Justin Case. "All That" Lee Ryan delivers a kick to the head of Justin Case. Justin Case moves back to his feet. Justin Case hits him with a back fist. Justin Case short clothslines "All That" Lee Ryan. "All That" Lee Ryan climbs to his feet. Justin Case hits "All That" Lee Ryan with a headbutt to the mid-section. "All That" Lee Ryan is hooked in a full nelson. Justin Case gets hit with a dragon scerw from "All That" Lee Ryan.

P. Lickin: dragon screw!

Justin Case discus punches "All That" Lee Ryan.

Joey Styles: "All That" Lee Ryan takes a discus punch.

"All That" Lee Ryan is back on his feet. "All That" Lee Ryan delivers a stiff inverted powerbomb send Justin Case hard to the the ladder. "All That" Lee Ryan starts to climb the ladder. Justin Case tips over the ladder knocking Justin Case off.

Joey Styles: Blood is all over the ring with the ladder.

Justin Case stands up. Justin Case brings The Rick down with a Mexican armdrag takedown. Now The Rick standing. The Rick grabs Justin Case's leg and takes him down. The Rick hits him with a back fist. The Rick bounces Justin Case off the ropes and clotheslines him. Justin Case is back on his feet. Justin Case legsweeps The Rick. The Rick hits a koppo kick on Justin Case. The Rick bounces Justin Case off the ropes and faceslams him onto the the ladder. The Rick is back on his feet. Justin Case gets up. The Rick legsweeps Justin Case.

P. Lickin: The Rick with a legsweep.

Justin Case gets knocked on the ground and The Rick flips onto him. The Rick moves back to his feet. Justin Case stands up. The Rick with an Aztecan suplex on Justin Case sends him to the the ladder. The Rick is back on his feet. The Rick puts Justin Case in an arm grapevine submission. The Rick hits Justin Case with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. The Rick gets up. Justin Case goes for a flying sommersault neckbreaker but The Rick dodges the attack. Justin Case moves to the first step of the ladder. The Rick tips over the ladder knocking The Rick off. The Rick leg lariats "All That" Lee Ryan, sending him to the the ladder. The Rick chants start. The Rick starts to climb the ladder. The Rick takes another step! "All That" Lee Ryan kicks The Rick off the ladder. Creed throws The Rick off the ropes, rolls on the ground, comes back up and delivers a clothesline. The Rick moves back to his feet. Creed goes up the ladder. The Rick tips over the ladder knocking The Rick off. Creed applies the clawhold on The Rick. The Rick is hooked in a full nelson. The Rick kicks Creed in the groin.

P. Lickin: kick to the groin!

Creed short clothslines The Rick. Creed knees The Rick and rolls back to his feet. The Rick hits Creed with a heart punch. Creed moves back to his feet. Creed short lariats The Rick. Creed executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of The Rick. Creed is back on his feet. The Rick gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Creed. Creed moves back to his feet. The Rick moves back to his feet. The Rick goes for a backdrop driver but Creed dodges the attack. The Rick moves to the first step of the ladder. Creed tips over the ladder knocking Creed off. Creed goes off the top nailing "All That" Lee Ryan with a flying elbow drop to the gut. Now Creed standing. Creed goes up the ladder. "All That" Lee Ryan knocks Creed off the ladder.

Joey Styles: The the ladder is covered with blood from that injury.

Creed with a somersault splash on "All That" Lee Ryan. Creed gets up. Creed starts to climb the ladder. Creed goes one step closer to the belt. Creed moves closer to the top. "All That" Lee Ryan sends Creed all the way to the mat. Creed swings a Steel chair and hits "All That" Lee Ryan. "All That" Lee Ryan is bleeding as a result. Creed drives a forearm into "All That" Lee Ryan. "All That" Lee Ryan gets hit with a flying forearm right to the face.

P. Lickin: flying forearm!

"All That" Lee Ryan is back on his feet. "All That" Lee Ryan bites Creed's arm out of desparation. Creed hits a jumping elbow hrust on "All That" Lee Ryan. "All That" Lee Ryan stands up. "All That" Lee Ryan knifehand chops Creed. Creed gets thrown into the turnbuckle. "All That" Lee Ryan comes over and smashes Creed's head into it. "All That" Lee Ryan gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Creed.

P. Lickin: boot choke!

"All That" Lee Ryan slaps both sides of Creed's head out of desperation. Creed grabs "All That" Lee Ryan's head and hites him in the face. "All That" Lee Ryan jumps onto Creed's shoulders, twists, and DDT's him onto the the ladder Creed is back on his feet. "All That" Lee Ryan goes up the ladder. Creed dropkicks the ladder sending "All That" Lee Ryan to the mat. "All That" Lee Ryan jumps from the top and nails Creed with a flying axhandle smash. Creed is driven further into the the ladder by "All That" Lee Ryan with a diving elbow smash. Creed is back on his feet. "All That" Lee Ryan gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Creed. Creed stomps "All That" Lee Ryan. Creed applies an arm wrench to "All That" Lee Ryan. Creed goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on "All That" Lee Ryan. Now Creed standing. "All That" Lee Ryan moves back to his feet. Creed takes a slap to the face from "All That" Lee Ryan. "All That" Lee Ryan hits Creed with a heart punch. "All That" Lee Ryan with a headbutt on Creed.

Joey Styles: Creed takes a headbutt.

Creed bounces "All That" Lee Ryan off the ropes and hits him with a jumping clothesline. Creed starts to climb the ladder. "All That" Lee Ryan tips over the ladder knocking "All That" Lee Ryan off. Creed executes a corkscrew legdrop on "All That" Lee Ryan. Now Creed standing. Creed chokes "All That" Lee Ryan with his boot. Creed jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on "All That" Lee Ryan. Creed climbs to the top turnbuckle and jumps off with an Air Sabu on "All That" Lee Ryan. Creed is back on his feet. Now "All That" Lee Ryan standing. Creed starts to climb the ladder,as Creed come the ladder slow, The Rick gets a ladder and place it to climb he's moving slow to, now Lee Ryan grab a ladder and start to cimb slow to, also Justin Case gramb a ladder and make his way up too, but Rick kicks Justin's ladder over! All three man make it to the brifcase and all three men grab it and fall to the mat....(Ding,Ding) )-)-)

Winner: Creed, Lee Ryan and The Rick all win, and all are the #1 Contenders for The VWF Championship



P. Lickin: What! All four men have thrir hands on the brifcase, what do this mean
JOEY STYLES: It look like we got three number one contenders....
P. LICKIN: No. REALLY?


Rage (c) Vs. Crimson Lightening (c) Vs. Kirsta Lewis Vs. Jonny Cedrone
Hell in the Cell ,
( Intercontinental and Eurocontinental Championships )

(-(-( ("Animals" plays and Kirsta Lewis arrives at the top of the ramp, getting a big boo from the crowd. Kirsta Lewis pauses for a moment at the top of the ramp, soaking up the fans' reaction, then strides down to the ring, looking supremely confident. Kirsta Lewis hops up on to the ring apron and vaults over the top rope, then poses at all four corners of the ring, getting more boos from the crowd. Kirsta Lewis hops from foot to foot, looking focused and prepared as the lights dim and "Don't Hate Me" blasts out over the PA system. The crowd buzz with anticipation as they wait for Crimson Lightening to arrive at the top of the ramp. Several seconds pass and the crowd are confused as there is still no sign of Crimson Lightening, until the camera focuses on a commotion in the cheap seats towards the back of the arena, where Crimson Lightening is arriving through the crowd! Crimson Lightening spends a few moments exchanging hugs and high-fives with the fans, then gestures for a heavily built fan to lift him up and pass him overhead, crowd-surfing his way down to the ring. Eventually, Crimson Lightening crowdsurfs his way down to the crowd control barrier at ringside and slides in under the bottom rope as the fans cheer deliriously.

JOEY STYLES: What a ham.

Crimson Lightening and Kirsta Lewis stand nose to nose in the middle of the ring. Jonny Cedrone's music hits, as "Sugar" Pounds out and he comes down the ramp. Crimson and Jonny both stand in the ring, on either side of Kirsta Lewis, who is now outnumbered. She smiles, fakes for the Hell's Bitch Kick on Jonny, then as Crimson goes in to charge, she whips out a stun gun and hits Crimson with it! Crimson shakes, then goes down, hard and is out! Jonny Cedrone looks on as Kirsta tosses the gun away, and puts out her hand, motioning for Cedrone to come at her. They lock up and Jonny Cedrone grabs a side headlock, hits a headlock takedown, Kirsta Lewis grabs Jonny Cedrone's head in a legscissors to break the hold, Jonny Cedrone kicks up to his feet and Kirsta Lewis lashes out with a scything leg sweep from the mat, Jonny Cedrone jumps over his opponent's leg and goes for an elbow drop, Kirsta Lewis rolls out of the way and executes an athletic headspring to get back to her feet. They stare each other down in the middle of the ring, Kirsta Lewis turns to the crowd and raises an arm, getting a big boo. Jonny Cedrone smiles,faces the fans, waits a few moments and casually raises an eyebrow, getting a huge cheer. Kirsta Lewis looks annoyed as they lock up again, this time Jonny Cedrone goes for the whip into the ropes, Kirsta Lewis reverses the whip, Jonny Cedrone comes off the ropes and Kirsta Lewis hits a shoulderblock then runs off the ropes, Jonny Cedrone stays on the mat, Kirsta Lewis jumps over him and runs off the opposite set of ropes, Jonny Cedrone gets to his feet and leapfrogs Kirsta Lewis who comes back off the ropes once more, Jonny Cedrone hits a hiptoss, Kirsta Lewis is quickly back on her feet, Jonny Cedrone hits another hiptoss, Kirsta Lewis back up once more, Jonny Cedrone hits the whip into the ropes, goes for the backdrop, Kirsta Lewis manages to stop herself and counters into a HHH-style knee to the face, Jonny Cedrone staggers away and Kirsta Lewis follows up with a chop-block to Jonny Cedrone's knee, sending him crashing to the mat. Kirsta Lewis hits an impressive 180 Legdrop to Jonny Cedrone's head, then stays sat with her legs across Jonny Cedrone's chest and locks in a painful armbar submission. Jonny Cedrone struggles in the hold and manages to get hold of Kirsta Lewis's foot and lock in an ankle lock. Jonny Cedrone frees his arm, keeps hold of Kirsta Lewis's foot and locks in a leg grapevine hold. Kirsta Lewis tries to kick Jonny Cedrone away with her free leg but Jonny Cedrone blocks the kicks and keeps the hold locked in. Kirsta Lewis looks around for a way to escape and spots the bottom rope, Kirsta Lewis stretches out an arm... and just manages to get a hold of the rope. The ref gives Jonny Cedrone a five-count, then forces him to break the hold and both get to their feet.)

JOEY STYLES: Both competitors are showing off an impressive technical repertoire in the early going. So far this one looks too close to call!

(Kirsta Lewis and Jonny Cedrone lock up yet again, Kirsta Lewis goes for the whip to the turnbuckle, Jonny Cedrone counters into a powerful short-arm clothesline. Jonny Cedrone pulls Kirsta Lewis straight back to her feet and uses his shoulder to drive her violently into the turnbuckle. Jonny Cedrone then hits a thunderous knife-edge chop to his opponent's chest, then follows up with a second chop, then a fourth and a fifth! The crowd cheer as Jonny Cedrone lands each damaging chop. Kirsta Lewis falls down on her ass to escape the painful assault but Jonny Cedrone starts stamping on her chest in the corner. Jonny Cedrone grabs Kirsta Lewis by the foot and drags her in to the middle of the ring where he goes for a Boston Crab submission, but Kirsta Lewis manages to kick Jonny Cedrone away and slide out of the ring to catch her breath. Jonny Cedrone has other ideas however and follows up with a baseball slide that sends Kirsta Lewis crashing in to the crowd control barrier. Jonny Cedrone follows Kirsta Lewis out and hits Kirsta Lewis with a Russian Leg Sweep into the barrier. Jonny Cedrone then drags his opponent around the ringside area, where the fans pass him signs, popcorn boxes and beer cups to smash over Kirsta Lewis's head. Back in the ring, the ref's count reaches 8, so Jonny Cedrone rolls Kirsta Lewis back into the ring and follows her in. Kirsta Lewis is slow getting to her feet and Jonny Cedrone is quick to take advantage, once again whipping him into the turnbuckle and following him in with a running body avalanche. Jonny Cedrone then sets the dazed Kirsta Lewis up on top of the turnbuckle and climbs up, setting up a top-rope superplex. Jonny Cedrone hooks Kirsta Lewis's head but Kirsta Lewis fights back, hitting Jonny Cedrone with forearms to the chest then hitting an improvised European Uppercut that knocks Jonny Cedrone off the top rope and sends him crashing to the mat. Jonny Cedrone gets back to his feet but as he does, Kirsta Lewis dives off the top turnbuckle and hits an amazing Spinning Back Elbow to the head of Jonny Cedrone! Jonny Cedrone is laid flat out in the middle of the ring and Kirsta Lewis makes the cover 1...2... Jonny Cedrone KICKS OUT!)

JOEY STYLES: What a move by Kirsta Lewis! He just turned a desperate situation into a potential match-winning one in a matter of moments. We could be in for a real classic here.

(As Jonny Cedrone gets to his feet, Kirsta Lewis runs off the ropes and takes him down with a flying headscissors. Jonny Cedrone lands with his head under the ropes, Kirsta Lewis grabs his legs and hits a slingshot move that sends Jonny Cedrone's throat slamming in to the bottom rope. Kirsta Lewis then drags Jonny Cedrone in to the middle of the ring and locks in a Front Facelock, continuing to target Jonny Cedrone's throat. Jonny Cedrone battles in the hold and eventually manages to get to his feet, tries to counter into a Northern Lights Suplex but Kirsta Lewis stays on her feet and hits a thunderous DDT instead! Kirsta Lewis covers again, ref counts 1...2... Jonny Cedrone KICKS OUT AGAIN. Kirsta Lewis looks frustrated but continues the attack, lifting Jonny Cedrone upside down and charging him into the turnbuckle, then tangling Jonny Cedrone's legs up between the ropes, leaving his opponent dangling helplessly upside down in the corner. Kirsta Lewis then walks across the ring and climbs to the top turnbuckle at the opposite corner of the ring, Kirsta Lewis poses on the top turnbuckle, getting a mixed response from the crowd, then dives off and flies across the ring, hitting an incredible FLYING DROPKICK to the head of Jonny Cedrone at the opposite turnbuckle! The crowd chant "HO-LY SHIT! HO-LY SHIT!" as Jonny Cedrone falls lifeless out of the corner, blood now pouring from his forehead.)

P.LICKIN: HOLY SHIT JOEY, DID YOU SEE THAT?

JOEY STYLES: I saw it, but I'm not sure if I believe it! Kirsta Lewis just damn near took Jonny Cedrone's head off with that unbelievable move! This one is over, with Rage already taken out backstage and Crimson still down ringside, we have a new Champion!

(Kirsta Lewis drags the bloody Jonny Cedrone into the middle of the ring and hooks the leg for the pin, the ref counts 1...2... Jonny Cedrone KICKS OUT! The crowd go absolutely insane as Kirsta Lewis looks on, absolutely stunned that her opponent is even still moving!)

JOEY STYLES: OH MY GOD! HOW IN THE HELL DID JONNY GET UP FROM THAT MOVE!

(As Kirsta Lewis looks on in disbelief, Jonny Cedrone slowly struggles to his feet, dazed and with his vision obscured by the blood pouring from his head, and starts throwing punches at the air. Kirsta Lewis ducks a punch, hooks Jonny Cedrone's arms and executes a powerful FULL NELSON SLAM! As Jonny Cedrone lies on his back in the middle of the ring, Kirsta Lewis once again goes to the top rope, signals that it's all over, and executes her Cat Splash finisher... BUT JONNY SOMEHOW MANAGES TO ROLL OUT OF THE WAY AT THE LAST SECOND! Kirsta Lewis looks in significant pain as her head and knees crash into the mat, but Jonny Cedrone is still virtually out on his feet and unable to capitalize. Gradually, both wrestlers start to get to their feet, and exchange right hands in the middle of the ring. Kirsta Lewis blocks a punch and rocks Jonny Cedrone with a forearm, then sets up a piledriver, but Jonny Cedrone manages to wriggle out and land behind Kirsta Lewis's back, then hit an INVERTED DDT to Kirsta Lewis! Jonny Cedrone wipes blood out of his eyes as Kirsta Lewis struggles back up to her feet, then sets up the Mambo Italiano... AND NAILS IT! Kirsta Lewis is flat out in the middle of the ring, Jonny Cedrone makes the cover... 1...2... Kirsta Lewis MAKES THE KICKOUT!)

P.LICKIN: What the... NOBODY KICKS OUT OF THAT MOVE!

JOEY STYLES: I have no idea...

(This time it is Jonny Cedrone's turn to look disbelieving as Kirsta Lewis once more begins the slow journey to her feet. Kirsta Lewis finally gets up again and Jonny Cedrone kicks her in the stomach, hooks his arms and goes for a pedigree, but Kirsta reverses it with a back body drop. Crimson has finally pulled himself up to his feet, having woken up from the shock as Cedrone rolls out of the ring. Kirsta hits the Hell's Bitch Kick on Crimson, taking him back down. Kirsta slumps on the ropes, and falls over to cover. The ref counts 1...2...3... Kirsta Lewis wins the Eurocontinental Championship Kirsta stands up, victorious Jonny Cedrone rolls back in the ring. Kirsta turns around, and Jonny Cedrone hits the Mambo Italiano on Kirsta Lewis! Cedrone covers. The ref counts 1...2... KICKOUT! Cedrone is beside himself now as he looks over at Crimson slowly trying to stand up. Cedrone kicks Crimson to the midsection and hits the Mambo Italiano on Crimson Lightening! Cedrone covers Crimson. The ref counts 1...2...3... Jonny Cedrone wins the Intercontinental Championship. )-)-)

Winner: Kirsta Lewis wins the Eurocontinental Championship. Jonny Cedrone wins the Intercontinental Championship



JOEY STYLES: Not a good night to be Crimson.
P. LICKIN: Goddamnit
JOEY STYLES: What?
P. LICKIN: I lost $40 on that one. Stupid drunken Rage.


"DBR" Scott Carr (c) Vs. The Vox
Brazilian Death Match ,
( VWF World Heavyweight Championship )

(-(-( Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen IT IS TIME! For our Main Event of The Evening! "DBR" Scott Carr takes on his greatest challenger - The Vox in a VWF original! A Brazilian Death Match for the VWF World Heavyweight Championship! The Vox is all of what The VWF stands for. He is fun. He is good. He is right. The Vox has been with The VWF since almost it's beginning. And he has never been dominated. Ever. Now, these two wrestlers come together. Both are on winning streaks that span months. Both are at the top of their game. And while Scott Carr has never been pinned or submitted, it's possible that all he has to do is fall once, and he'll lose the title to The Vox. But if The Vox falls... he may lose his career forever. That's right. He has given up his titles, and agreed that this is his swan song. If The Vox does not win, he is retired forever. Done. Will he dominate? Or be dominated? We’ll find out – RIGHT NOW!

The lights dim as "Stockholme Syndrome" by blink 182 blasts over the PA the audience rise to their feet knowing this is a Historic moment they are about to witness. Pyros go off at each side of the ramp and all across the top. The lights come on at the same time as the pyros fizzle out and go off, the crowd grows restless for a moment and then erupts as The Vox walks out from backstage, blasting through the entrance curtains. Vox walks straight down the ramp muting out the emotional roars of the audience as he gets into the ring through the middle and top rope after climbing the stairs. Vox stands on the bottom turnbuckle at one corner of the ring and raises his arms for the crowd. Then gets down and goes to the opposite corner to do it again. Each time the crowd explodes in cheers louder and louder even as The Vox does the same at both of the other corners. Looking around it seems nearly impossible for him to avoid noticing the sincerity and passion from the audience, he shakes it off – not allowing himself to get distracted. He has a war to wage and a point to prove. The Vox jumps down out of the corner as the announcer begins his introduction. The crowd doesn’t seem to want to quiet down, they carry on their wild cheering as The Vox bounces and preps himself for the impending battle. Finally the announcer says something to The Vox, who smiles and waves the fans down to a dead silence. All their attention is focused on their hero… but the announcer takes his chance to speak anyways.

The sold out arena begin to stand as the arena lights dim. Respectfully, the audience maintains a electric level of silence.

Announcer: Testing… Testing… BOOYA! Please… allow me to introduce to you first – with great honour, tonight’s challenger for the VWF World Heavyweight Championship! Ladies and Gentlemen coming to us tonight at a Height of 6'4" and a Weight of a healthy! 260 pounds! He is the innovator and master of The Vox Drop! He hails from the VWF’s Hometown of The Windy City! Chicago Illinois! He is already a seasoned VWF Veteran and Icon at the Age of 25 Over the years he has attained an amazing record of Titles and Awards – One Time Dark Championship holder, One Time European Championship holder, Two Time World Tag-Team Champion, SIX TIME Intercontinental Champion! One time Britannia Heavyweight Champion! Eurocontinental Championship! And Once in his Career he has already held the VWF Championship - He was also the First Winner at the November 2007 Rival Factions, hosted by The Experts HE IS! The VOX!

Backstage we see the corridor of the VWF Superstar's Dressing rooms. DBR's door opens and he advance from his locker room towards the entranceway, the VWF World Title is slung over his shoulder and his hood is pulled up over his head. Walking slowly, each of his steps is certain and true with his cold - blood red eyes locked on the floor. He stops at the entrance curtain and we can hear the insanity unfolding as fans begin to grow restless for the upcoming match. DBR pulls the title down off his shoulder and takes a long hard look at it before he latches it around his waist. The cameras change and we see the wild, excited VWF fans looking expectant – The arena falls under darkness as smoke billows up from the ramp way and only two lights appear near the entrance way, two red lights aimed straight down the ramp at the ring. And with raw power and unstoppable determination his music begins as across the screen a single word flickers "Deviate" the guttural guitar riffs of Suffa by (Hed) PE echoes throughout the arena, and the two lights at the entrance ramp appear to move, followed by a massive three dimensional laser light big rig that tears down the ramp leaving two trails of fire on the ramp in it's wake and four posts erupting into balls of fire that reach high towards the arena's ceiling as the transparent truck makes it to the ring and evaporates into the same blackness that now once again engulfs the arena. The ring as the announcer begins to speak, unseen for the same blackness that blinds us all. With most of the audience behind him it's harder now to hear those who oppose DBR's style, although they are still out there and between them all they do still have a powerful, audible voice - DBR's grin widens as we see rolls of DBR Toilet Paper being used like steamers by fans this grin becomes his familiar sadistic smile. The ramp way around DBR erupts in flames as he whips back his hood unsheathing his torso from the World Title so he can raise it up above his head while he roars back at his wild fans that are all still cheering so ravenously for him. DBR lowers the Title and flings it up over his shoulder before he runs across the stage, roaring out to his fans, and calling on their chants, holding his Devil Horn high sign up for one and all - pumping them up into frenzy before he runs back across the stage to the far side, tugging the World title off his shoulder as he takes it in both hands and throws both arms up with his Devil horns high sign behind the Strap, his fans reply in kind with their pop and reciprocated hand gestures. In the audience we can see many fans that are brandishing VWF replica belts bearing DBR's name. DBR appears as if he's going to throw the title into the dizzyingly hot crowd, though he stops and unzips his hoody instead before he rips off his skully and tosses it to the crowd. DBR makes his way back to the centre of the ramp way, flipping open his undone hoody. The lights finish their strobe and become normal as DBR tightens the “FTW” belt buckle clasping his black leather belt and he cracks his neck as he glances at The Vox who respectfully stepped out of the ring while DBR made his typically grand entrance. DBR watches Vox enter the ring, DBR nods to him as he stands back in his corner giving The Vox the idea that this isn’t going to be an easy match as his sadistic smile turns to an expression of cold calculating and methodically evil stone. Confronted with tradition the referee steps between the men. The Vox, who is standing proudly and determinately before DBR who looks as focused and cold as we have ever seen him, the ref requests the VWF World Title so he can show it to the challenger. To which DBR replies with a massive middle finger being waved in the face of the referee. DBR looks out over the crowd and then he hands the belt to The Vox himself. DBR steps back to the middle of the ring and points at the VWF World Title and then taps his index finger against his own chest. The Vox looks at the title and then hands it off to the referee who instructs both men to return to their neutral corner while the ring rises away from the arena floor.

Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! IT IS TIME TO FOCUS ON THE DANGER! Hailing from Arnprior County Ontario Canada, Standing a Measure of Seven Foot One Inch Tall, and Weighting in tonight at Three Hundred Seventy Pounds He is...The Fatal Phenomenon... he is ALL HATE! He is the one... the only... The Body Bagging - Toe Tagging VWF WORLD CHAMPION! D-B-R!

DBR walks up to the announcer and rips the microphone from his hand.

DBR- I was supposed to cut a fucking interview tonight… but all I have to say to you is three fucking things Vox… ONE! Thank you for all your years – if it weren’t for people like you here… well hell… let’s just say – You can’t know True Evil unless you have True Good. TWO! I swear on everything you hold fucking sacred, this is going to be the single most brutal, dragged out, SAVAGE FUCKING FIGHT! You have ever been apart of! THREE! Win lose or Draw, Vox… since either way it will be the last thing you might do here in The VWF… You WILL hold this VWF World Title over your head for this audience. Have a good match… and don’t let ten seconds of kindness fool you – I’m going to fucking well injure you before this shit is done tonight!

DBR drops the microphone and as the most ravenous and blood thirsty VWF fans cheer his name chanting "D-B-R! D-B-R! D-B-R! D-B-R!" their girder rattling cries for this match echo incessantly through the darkness. We see a sadistic smile creep across his face as he lifts his head looking skyward towards the upper levels of the arena as his cult-like following of loyal career-long fans wave banners, swing t-shirts and thrust their DBR action figures, toilet paper and other paraphernalia as high into the air as they can reach, most also letting fly their own Devil Horns high signs.

P.Lickin: DBR should be disqualified right there!

Joey Styles: This match doesn’t work like that, Lickin.

P.Lickin: Still that is utterly disrespectful to a VWF Official!

Joey Styles: Well the job of looking like a Zebra with a glass jaw. It just doesn’t garner the respect it should, does it Lickin?

P.Lickin: You’re right – It Doesn’t! He is an enforcement of VWF’s Rules! That should be respected!

Joey Styles: DBR who is… for right now – our VWF World Champion decided to hand the title to his opponent in the traditional pre-match viewing, because he has respect.

P.Lickin: Bullshit! Horse Shit! Dog Shit!

Joey Styles: Lickin Shit.

P.Lickin: THAT’S RIGHT!

Joey Styles: It seems the ring has almost reached its heights!

P.Lickin: KILL HIM VOX!

Joey Styles: He either can’t hear you – or doesn’t care what you have to say. I would think a small mixture of both would apply right now, Lickin. The VOX and DBR are facing off twenty-five feet in the air! FOR THE VWF WORLD TITLE! This is Uncanny!

P.Lickin: This is crap.

Joey Styles: Lickin… your mother.

P.Lickin: What?

Joey Styles: I said your mother and your father!

P.Lickin: PARDON ME!

Joey Styles: I said your mother and your father in the back of a damned Volkswagen Beetle! Fucked up on Ruffi Colatas – being raped by an HIV infected Ape!

P.Lickin: Oh snap!

Joey Styles: That’s right – shut the fuck up and call the damn match, Moron! This is VWF History in the Making! There are no grudge matches after tonight – if The Vox wins, DBR will NEVER be able to claim his revenge because The Vox will no longer be with us… and if The Vox loses he will NEVER again be able to try for the VWF World Title!

P.Lickin: Well in that case they should fight to the death and we’ll hang the winner in celebration!

Joey Styles: The ring has come to a stop – we are about to get this thing started!

Vox and DBR circle one another – both men seem ready and more than capable for the challenges ahead. The ring reaches its apex and both men step out of their corners… fully aware of the rules and left to their own devices in this referee free match. The bell rings and the action finally begins. Vox locks up with DBR – DBR throws Vox back into a corner and shakes his head in disapproval. Vox tries again this time when he locks up he is quick into an arm bar. DBR out powers Vox and sends him into the opposite corner. Vox rebounds from the impact and comes out clobbering DBR with a brutal forearm shot across the side of the head. DBR staggers as Vox gets himself up off the canvas only to get dropped down to it again by polished black leather size fifteen in the ribs. Vox seems winded but forces himself up as DBR stalks in for another lock up. Vox takes his chance and ducks under DBR’s grasp into a double leg shot – which he uses as the launch pad to crawl up DBR’s massive form and begin beating the big man into submission!

P.Lickin: GO VOX! GO!

Joey Styles: Wagon hopping fuck.

P.Lickin: I beg your pardon?

Joey Styles: And still you get none.

Vox hauls off for another devastating punch in the long series he’s already dished out only to have DBR grab him by the ears and drag his face down into a nasty desperation head-butt that rocks The Vox badly enough that he gets stunned and falls off holding his face. DBR shoots a couple of sharp elbow shots into the temple of The Vox and attempts to get himself back to a vertical base. A task Vox makes nearly impossible as he sweeps DBR’s freshly planted feet from beneath him bringing the big man to his back again. Vox ascends to his own vertical base and begins pulling the big man to his feet – Vox sends DBR into the corner and runs in after him crashing down across Carr in a massive body splash that nearly sends Vox over the top, but with the help of DBR shoving him – Vox does fall to the apron, hanging on desperately to the middle rope. DBR gets out of the corner and smashes Vox in the ribs with a knee drop, Vox ignores the pain and pulls himself back to his feet where he and DBR begin to exchange shot after shot – with Vox hanging precariously from the top rope which DBR grabs and begins to shake vigorously, this works to keep Vox busy between DBR firing off random elbow shots designed to take down The Greatest Face VWF has Ever Known! The Vox slides in near the corner trying to avoid elimination but DBR is quick to pry a knee against The Vox’s head, forcing it agonizingly into the steel bolt that holds the top rope. DBR grabs the other rope and begins to put all his dramatically vile force into crushing Vox’s head – but the bolt snaps and all at once using his grace and luck Vox plummets from ringside, grasping the rubber coated cable on his way down. The momentum is such that The Vox is able to swing down beneath the ring and come up to deliver an inverted sitting drop kick to the chest of a very unsuspecting DBR, who now lays winded and battered on the ground. Vox’s eyes are wide as adrenaline pulses through his veins the audience is adulated though Vox takes a moment to recover from the shock of being so startlingly close to loss. Though DBR is quick to hoist Vox up into a brutal power bomb but that in it takes the last of DBR’s immediate energy and both men are down.

P.Lickin: Vox is Superman! But DBR may prove to be Doomsday!

Joey Styles: That was spectacular! The athleticism of The Vox has and will always be a defining jewel in the crown of VWF!

P.Lickin: Whatever… THAT WAS COOL!

Joey Styles: Indeed it was!

The Vox takes up the attack as he straddles DBR’s chest and again begins to beat the living daylights out of the World Champion who is covering up and trying to avoid any serious abuse. The Vox jumps up and drives both his knees into the sternum of DBR – who tries to roll away from the pain but ends up in the clutches of Vox’s Scream Bitch!

P.Lickin: SCREAM BITCH! IT’S OVER! IT’S OVER!

Joey Styles: Vox cannot win via pin fall or submission – this match is over the top rope only!

P.Lickin: DBR is in Agony! RIP HIM IN HALF VOX!

Joey Styles: DBR is trying to fight through the pain, but inching for the ropes like he is, isn’t going to make Vox have to release the hold! With no submissions means no rope breaks! DBR is Locked In and The Vox is Loaded Up!

DBR pounds his fists off the canvas as he roars out his anguish, this only makes The Vox set the move in deeper and drag DBR out away from the ropes. DBR’s face turns almost as red as his eyes and both his massive palms plant firmly against the canvas, with all he’s worth he forces himself out of the hold, kicking The Vox head first into the corner.

P.Lickin: Why keep the hold locked in so long? He should be trying to eliminate DBR!

Joey Styles: The Vox is doing what he knows will help him later in this match. If he keeps DBR’s limbs damaged and he can maintain the high level of energy that this match has had up until now – he stands a very good chance of taking the Monster of VWF off his game! Vox took a nasty shot there – he can keep it together but he is going to need some time to get the burrs out!

DBR doesn’t give him this time – he spears Vox back into the corner as hard as The Carr Crash will let him, Vox nearly doubles backwards over DBR’s shoulder but still manages to hold himself up to a knee. DBR staggers back out of the corner and grabs Vox by the face so he can impale the base of the man’s skull on the point of his knee. Vox drops like a dead body at first but movement soon shows he’s still alive.

P.Lickin: OH SHIT!

Joey Styles: DBR isn’t backing off here tonight! He wants to prove he belongs at the top of VWF!

DBR pulls Vox up off the mat and sends him into the far side ropes, Vox looks dazed and abused but he flies back landing The Vox Drop! Both men lay face up on the canvas under the heat of the close ceiling lights.

Joey Styles: Vox just took DBR out of this for a moment!

P.Lickin: All he needs to do is say his prayers – eat his vitamins and THROW THAT BIG BASTARD OVER THE TOP ROPE!

Joey Styles: That’s easier said than done, Lickin. DBR is a massive specimen and The Vox has been battered already.

P.Lickin: Details!

Vox sits up, almost out of instinct – his glassy eyes scan over DBR before he begins to groggily make his way to his feet. DBR rolls to all fours near the ropes trying use the second rope on the broken side of the ring to get back up but Vox hits the opposite side and drives a dropkicking into the side of DBR’s face that sends him over the second rope hanging onto it as if his life depended on it. Vox mercilessly begins dropping heels into the forehead of DBR in an attempt to make him drop.

Joey Styles: It could be just a matter of time now! We’ve never seen DBR in this sort of peril before!

P.Lickin: Yeah well… Brains over Brawn!

Joey Styles: Vox has Brains in spades, but DBR is intelligent too!

DBR drops down to the bottom rope and tries to haul himself back to the apron though Vox doesn’t resist the urge to maintain his relentless attack, the ropes and DBR are both beginning to bounce out of control as The Vox times his shots better with each impact, making the most of DBR’s movement. DBR’s grip slips again and he grabs onto the felt apron that acts as signage around the ring. Vox again runs to the opposite ropes but as he does the apron rips and DBR now swings down away from the ring – DBR’s weight and the less than elastic fabric make for an abrupt halt and cause him to slip down the apron which he seems to have an iron grasp on. Vox doesn’t notice this as he slides out with a baseball slide – he grabs the bottom rope but still he dangles facing away from the ring.

P.Lickin: These fans are going nuts!

Joey Styles: This match is getting nuts!

P.Lickin: DBR is climbing back up the torn apron!

Joey Styles: The Vox is trying to skin the cat – but perhaps that jolt his shoulders would have taken has left him in peril!

DBR finally makes it to the ring post, which he uses to pull himself inside the ring. The Vox does in fact skin the cat and make it back into the ring but the struggle both men went through getting back to this insane match and the stable mats was obviously immense. The Vox is first to his feet but he is tending to a shoulder. DBR begins to get up but his problems seem more general from the match itself rather than one specific incident as The Vox is suffering from. The Vox lands a picture perfect running inziguri that straightens DBR out like a board and leaves him crumpled and face down on the mat. Vox tries to hoist DBR up but his shoulder won’t let him just yet. So instead The Vox begins dragging DBR towards the ropes. The Vox steps to the apron and the Fans nearly jump over the guardrail, Security stops them though as they to try and get ready to reach out and touch either of these super stars if they should fall – Vox leaps over the top rope and nearly takes DBR’s head off with a leg drop as the brawl continues. The two men are both trying to catch their breath and get back to their feet at the same time. DBR is first up, surprisingly – though as is expected of him he goes to kick Vox in the gut, but Vox catches his foot and quickly pulls DBR forward by his leg for a clothesline! Vox looks down to the crowd and points to the side of his head, Vox then reaches down and grabs DBR by the hair. He raises him up to his feet and then whips him into the ropes. Before DBR can drop, Vox runs at him and comes flying through the air, hitting a high cross body which causes both men to go into the ropes and nearly over the top. The crowd below clamour as DBR pushes Vox away and continues to battle on. As the men struggle to get the advantage. Vox kicks DBR in the guts and jumps over DBR and be-lines it into an impressive running bulldog! DBR stands up and is in the process of getting to a knee the Vox comes at him and kicks him right in the throat, knocking him back over! Vox gives another smirk to the crowd and then reaches over the body of DBR, grabbing the Stoner by the hair. DBR is still holding his throat coughing while Vox relentlessly pulls the bigger man up by the head of his hair. Vox goes to pull DBR to his feet but DBR suddenly comes back with a nasty head-butt right to Vox’s face, busting his nose wide open! The crowd once again explodes. DBR gets up hauls Vox off the ground with ease connecting a spinning DDT! DBR then gets up and rolls into the corner, measuring Vox up for what looks like another Carr Crash. Vox rolls around on the canvas, holding his head and looking some what taken back by what just happened, but he does get to his feet. DBR doesn’t hesitate to go back into his hatred DBR charges in for The Carr Crash but Vox rolls over DBR’s back locking in an arm. He grabs DBR up and rolls him into That’s Gotta Hurt!

P.Lickin: THAT’S GOTTA HURT! IT’S OVER!

Joey Styles: Vox still needs to get DBR up over the top rope!

DBR stays motionless on the canvas as Vox gets up in the ring and then sits Vox up for a flipping neck snap, but DBR ducks out and counters with a vice-like lock so he can drive knees into the face of The Vox! DBR rips Vox up off the ground and goes for a suplex, but Vox flips out and drops down on his feet behind him, when DBR turns around Vox connects an arm drag and tries to apply another Scream Bitch, but DBR escapes with a series of rapid kicks to the chest and gut and lastly the knee cap of The Vox. Both men are slow to get up, Vox swings but DBR ducks back. Vox dazed, goes for the inziguri but DBR ducks beneath the final kick and flips Vox backward on his head. DBR then runs to the ropes, he leaps up and drives a leg drop, landing on The Vox!

P.Lickin: Vox may have broken ribs!

Joey Styles: DBR is a huge man! You can’t take too many moves like that from him and expect to walk away all right!

DBR get back to his feet as The Vox uses the ropes and begins the climb, but just as Vox makes it to his feet he leap frogs the turnbuckles and reaches the top rope, DBR comes in with a flying forearm and nearly knocks Vox to the outside, but Vox lands on the apron and vaults himself over into a head scissor take down that sends DBR hurtling across the ring. Vox holds on tight to the ropes to avoid falling, and tries to battle back but DBR in a savage mood gets up and soon gets the advantage! Vox is up hanging on to the top rope with DBR advancing and Vox again spring boards off of the exposed middle rope into something that looks like a DDT that nearly sends DBR’s body flipping off! Vox gets back and shoves DBR to the out side. DBR goes spilling down to the apron of the ring where he stops after grabbing the middle rope. DBR pulls himself up just as Vox COMES FLYING OFF THE TOP ROPE WITH A DROP KICK! DBR NEARLY FALLS OFF! DBR’s ribs smack into the side of the ring and he bounces off. The fans become deathly silent as they all look upon the champion who is hanging outside the ring.

P.Lickin: DROP HIM VOX! DROP HIM!

Joey Styles: WE’RE SO DAMN CLOSE! GO VOX!

Vox gets to his feet, stumbling around unsure if DBR is finished yet. He makes his way to the corner and then DBR grabs his ankle from beneath the ropes and attempts to pull Vox down and out of the ring. Vox leaps falls down and quickly struggles out of the way as DBR pulls himself back into the ring, and into the path of a firm forearm shot that lands him face first on the ground. Vox gets up to his feet but DBR springs to an assault, Vox is sent skyward and then down into The Carreerender! Vox’s body bounces up off the ground once before hitting the ground again. The challenger rolls around in pain before getting up on his knees, knowing no matter how much he hurts, he can not – will not be able to give in to anguish. DBR approaches him, leans down, and grabs Vox by the bloody nose and squeezes as hard as he can. DBR let’s out a little laugh, while Vox screams out in pain. DBR more carefully raises Vox up to his feet while holding on to his nose and directs him toward the broken side of the ring. Vox drops down on his hands and knees stopping himself from being expelled, DBR stomps down on Vox’s fingers and then does a Stretch Mufflerplex that lands Vox right on the back of his head. Now DBR is up and going for Vox’s legs. He lifts them up, and applies a reverse power bomb. Vox topples over the top rope and grabs onto the middle rope! All too quickly though he is struck in the head, but his stamina and physique comes into play as he drags himself under the ropes. DBR releases the hold he had trying to kick Vox off the side, but not for long as he rolls Vox over and delivers another nasty leg drop this time to the groin. Vox is again kicked out of the ring and he now hangs on the apron – but immediately he begins to make the climb back inside. Just as he reaches the top and turns around to step inside, DBR is up and getting ready to charge. Vox steps inside and charges back, Vox leaps- and connects a big time hurricanrana! But In the process, Vox lands wrong on his head and already sore shoulder, and now both men are down and out cold. The audience all shout, as both men are still moving around! Vox is pulling himself up the ropes! The champ is scrambling around and dragging himself up! They both get to their feet but someone could still fall and it would all be over! Vox just hangs his head down and shakes it. Vox waves DBR on to bring it, despite looking as it he hardly knows where he is at all. DBR and Vox both charge at each other, but this time DBR drops down and spins his leg around into the kneecaps of The Vox. Vox goes flying head first and lands face first into the mat!

P.Lickin: They’re going to kill one another – This is GREAT!

Joey Styles: Vox is making his presence felt one last time! This is no easy bout for either of these men! I think many would love to see Vox walk away a winner – but just as many expect him to leave this company flat on his back… neither man is backing down though and I highly doubt either will!

Vox gets up as a hazy DBR staggers around for a moment, and eventually falls back against the ropes. Vox is down and out, the fans are roaring. He looks around the ring, and a certain glimmer appears in his eyes. He’s looking directly at the turnbuckle yet again. He begins walking over to it, and starts to climb. Once he reaches the top, he looks around while pointing down at DBR, then takes the leap- Dropkick to the face! It connects! It’s seemingly all over! But DBR grabs Vox as he hits the move and not both men are hanging from the ring ropes kicking at one another trying to get the other to drop!

P.Lickin: HOLY CRAP! This is getting intense!

Joey Styles: Never in the history of VWF’s Brazilian Death Matches have we EVER had so many close calls!

P.Lickin: I think I’M going to get vertigo if this isn’t over soon!

Joey Styles: I don’t think anyone could disagree with that, Lickin. These two are taking each other to hell and back!

P.Lickin: Well Vox just needs to take DBR to the floor and get himself back in the Ring!

DBR pulls himself up and rolls over to his stomach in the ring as Vox drags himself up. Vox refuses to say die. DBR however, is the exact same. DBR is up and waiting. He’s practically stalking Vox as if he were his prey. He’s preparing to go in for the kill with what looks like The Carr Bomb. The champion however, despite all he’s been through, still has some of his senses about him and sees that The Vox is expecting something. The minute The Vox gets up and turns to DBR, DBR strikes! He pulls Vox into the ring and slams him down across his knee.

Joey Styles: CARR BOMB! CARR BOMB! CARR BOMB!

P.Lickin: Yeah, yeah… whatever. GO VOX!

Joey Styles: You really don’t care for what he’s done for VWF do you?

P.Lickin: No, of course I do… Vox has done wonderful things for The VWF!

Joey Styles: No I meant… oh never mind, idiot.

DBR gets back up but Vox kicks his leg up and directs it right for DBR’s jaw. Stoner falls to the mat as Vox connects the shot and then lunges for the grounded leg of DBR for another try at the Scream Bitch! DBR’s knee bends inward, and Vox collapses into the hold in the center of the ring, holding DBR’s locked knees. DBR forces himself to get up and crawls away from the move. DBR desperately begins drilling Vox in the kidneys viciously before getting up and letting out one hell of a bloodthirsty battle cry. DBR grabs Vox up and whips him to the ropes, Vox bounces off the ropes and comes back at DBR who catches Vox in a spin out – sit out neck breaker! When Vox hits the mat he immediately holds onto one of DBR’s knees again, and rolls with the pain. Putting him back in the same place for another shot at The Scream Bitch! Vox gets up and grabs DBR’s legs up, but this time DBR shoves Vox away. Vox stumbles back into the ropes and right as he comes off of them DBR plants him with another Carr Bomb!

P.Lickin: Jesus Christ! Vox is going to suffer back damage if he takes another one of those!

Joey Styles: He may be suffering from what he’s taken already! But it’s not over, Not yet!

DBR gets up, the strains and pains tenses his face tight, he was so sure he’d the win, he grabs Vox up but Vox still has some more fight left in him as DBR rolls him to his feet seeming to be thinking of what to do next and getting his energy back. Vox then gets up to one knee, then gets onto both knees and drives a shot into the nuts of DBR so that now DBR drops to his knees too. Vox and DBR are both on their knees and Vox then throws a right hand at DBR, DBR gets knocked back a bit, but is able to remain on his knees, both men seem exhausted but DBR then throws a right hand of his own at Vox, who gets knocked backwards but, like DBR, he remains on his knees. DBR then throws another punch, which again finds the mark but Vox returns the favour with an equally effective right hand of his own again, this one startles DBR and buys Vox a few seconds and Vox then sends another right hand DBR’s way, which is followed by one more right hand and DBR rolls back to get up to a vertical base, but he is followed by Vox, DBR keeps the advantage as he continues hitting away with his right hands, but Vox is relentless and he sees an opportunity and rakes the eyes of DBR, buying himself some time to get himself back together, DBR immediately backs away from Vox and attends to his eye, its giving him some trouble, DBR turns around…and Vox has JUST enough time to once more hit the That’s Gotta Hurt! Vox collapses onto DBR again, as the fans scream loudly! DBR pushes Vox off of himself and tries to get to his feet. Vox is worn out and just as badly beaten by DBR. Vox gets to his feet and one more time both these VWF Legends lock up!

P.Lickin: This could go either way at this point! Both these man are beaten, both are tired! Both have gone to the limit and we’re not nearly finished yet!

Joey Styles: DBR has taken a first class Vox style beating – but Vox has taken a series of overpowering moves from DBR as well! This one is as up in the air as that ring is right now!

Vox tries for a twisting arm drag that sends DBR spinning out of control and into the ropes, before he can rebound, Vox springs up into an immense Dropkick that sends DBR flying over the top rope – DBR reaches out for the top rope but misses! He catches the apron but he also catches a vaulting elbow drop to the top of the skull that sends him plummeting away from the ring and nearly sends Vox to the ground as well from the uncontrollable impact. The unified gasp of the crowd isn’t enough to humble his second collision with the concrete at the hands of The Vox. The Vox looks over, peering down at the body of DBR as the fans go wild! Vox starts calling for the ring to be lowered. The referee and ring attendants make their way to DBR’s aid as a paramedic crew appear with a stretcher. Vox sits in the middle of the ring, as if over taken by disbelief at what he’s done. DBR also sits up though, his expression doesn’t appear as if he knows where he is or what exactly has gone on but still his pride won’t let him leave on a stretcher. He is helped out of the way of the ring as it lowers into place. Vox exits the ring and gets his World Title from the Time Keeper. Vox then walks over to the crowd surrounding DBR and pushes some of them out of the way.

P.Lickin: RUB IT IN HIS FACE!

Joey Styles: Wait… Vox is helping DBR up!

Vox does in fact help DBR to his feet and he also helps him into the ring. DBR is still dazed and confused though he seems to snap to as Vox places the VWF World Title over DBR’s shoulder. DBR seems to not want the title knowing he has not won, DBR shakes his head “no” and points to the audience Vox pats DBR on the back, taking time to whisper something to him. DBR steps back away from The Vox and stands in a corner waiting and watching as The Vox stands back himself, and looks down at the title in the hands of DBR. DBR shakes his head no again and tosses the strap back to The Vox who looks if over and then glances at DBR before he jaunts to the corner – hoisting the title high into the air to the adulation of a wild elated audience.

P.Lickin: What the hell is this?

Joey Styles: A Class Act! DBR is showing respect to a man who helped forge this company! The Vox said the last thing he would do tonight would be hold THAT World Title above his head – DBR just ensured that The Vox go out being a Man of his Word! And These fans ARE EATING IT ALL UP!

The Vox celebrates to the sounds of roaring fans for a moment before as "Stockholme Syndrome" by blink 182 blasts over the PA and the audience all stand at attention giving The Vox a deafening standing ovation!

P.Lickin: What a way to go out! Beating DBR! God… Vox is going to hate himself tomorrow for missing out on those bragging rights!

Joey Styles: Luckily for each man himself – Neither DBR or The Vox is nearly as stupid as you are. What sort of shame is there in losing to a man who has perched himself on VWF Greatness – Or losing to the sort of man who helped make VWF Great in the first place?

P.Lickin: It still sucks; I’d like to hear Vox make fun of him for it!

Joey Styles: No, you suck, your mother sucks, for a rusty five cents your Father Sucks! The Vox, DBR, The VWF, This Match and That World Title DO NOT SUCK! This Is one of the BEST main events I have ever had the chance to be apart of!

Vox stands down out of the corner, face to face with DBR who gives The Vox an approving nod and a firm shake of Vox’s hand. Vox attempts to exit the ring to allow the former World Champion his time in the lime light, though DBR stops him, and DBR is the one who exits the ring side area as Vox turns circles in the middle of the ring in utter wonderment at how sincerely and how powerfully this standing ovation has remained for him Vox falls to his knees clutching the VWF World Title to his chest as the emotion of the moment and the ravenous crowd seem to effect him. )-)-)

Winner: The Vox wins The VWF World Heavyweight Championship








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