KING STAN
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Name: ??? Email Address: stanleykowalski@rocketmail.com
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Wrestler Information
Wrestler Name: King Stanley J. Kowalski Theme Song: " Polish national anthem " By ???
Height: 6 '2 " Weight: 275 lbs.
Finisher Name: Royal Flush Finishing Move: top-rope death valley driver
Finisher Name: Court's Adjourned Finishing Move: ankle lock submission
Trade Mark: Slingshot suplex (old school Tully Blanchard finisher) Weapon of Choice: The Crown
Affiliation: Heel Wrestling Style: Cheater
Hometown: Warsaw, Poland Age: 38
Manager Name: None Manager Description:

Titles/Accolades:
2008 King of the Ring, World Heavyweight Champion (1)


Entrance: The Court of Virgins, 11 led by Head Virgin Gloria, rolls out the red carpet. The virgins bow down before King Stanley J. Kowalski as he enters onto the rampway to the Polish National Anthem and images of his castle and the royal faitful on the Jumbotron. Decked in nothing but a singlet and his crown, he smirks to the crowd as he points to his crown, points to the crowd and then points to his feet. The virgins collapse on the King's feet and begin kissing them, as the King of Kings outstretches his arms as images of Stan are interwined with those of Christ on the Cross. The final wording says: Stan's Will be Done.


Background:

King Stanley J. Kowalski is proud of his Polish heritage, his money, power and stable of virgins, including Head Virgin Gloria. While many have tried to deny his divine right to the throne -- or even the existence thereof -- Stan has stood steadfast by his claim to the kingdom. His training focuses heavily inside The Royal Castle, where his virgins help him train. Many call into question his training, which often includes "mental preparation" that consists of interludes with the supposed virgins and a love for food and Crown Royal. He's often been called Burger King because his weight often makes him appear out of shape; but his thrive to have "the peons bow down and polish the Polish pennyloafers" - and his penchant for being a student of the sport and his opponents -- has made him one of the greats. He often prepares for his opponents inside "The War Room," a secret place within the great walls of the royal palace. And it is there that he bucks all traditions and allows only his personal "scribe," Sordon Golie, to report (with a handy No. 2 pencil and scratch pad) the happenings. King Stan's legacy is one of demoralizing his opponents both inside and outside the ring, while being self-depracating and being honest about his flaws, while trying to hide them behind sharp wit.

King Stanley J. Kowalski has been wrestling since 1999 in the UCWF/WCWO and then the CWR, an organization who had a wrestler that won the first RoughKut Invitational Tournament. In the WCWO/CWR, Stan held numerous titles, including the WCWO and CWR world titles 11 times on rosters consisting of no less than 40 wrestlers on average. He also wrestled incognito as the masked Yellow Bastard at one time after a loser-leaves-town match. Stan was the inaugural member of the CWR Hall of Fame. The king has published 14 volumes of Smack 101, and he often refers to chapter and page when demoralizing an outwitted foe. Stan's history has often been marked by hatred, yet respect, from opponents. Stan led a band of 1999-2001 WCWO wrestlers, coming out of retirement, during a 2003-2005 invasion of CWR that led to a split roster for more than three years. WCWO then split from CWR in 2005 and ran successfully under Stan's leadership for two years before Stan's retirement led to a change in ownership. Stan has come out of retirement, to once again face his demons: he's been called too fat, not athletic enough, and now too old. Stan has had friendships with some of the top names in the business, including CWR's Shane Wallace and WCWO/CWR's Doc Lawless. Stan's two darkest moments: being hanged on a cross in WCWO Rebirth in 2006, and having his father's coffin rolled down to ringside and the corpse burned in front of him by a former CWR wrestler with a beef, Natas. Nickname: The Searing Semanticist. Catchphrase: Bow down, peon, and polish the Polish pennyloafers, punk! Stan won the 2008 King of the Ring tournament in the VWF in July.