David Robinson

"Wall of Fire" by Monster Magnet begins to play, Stoner steps out from the backstage area with a cloud of smoke billowing out behind him. After taking a few moments at the ramp to wave at the crowd, he removes a joint from his pocket and lights it up on the way to the ring. Instead of rolling directly into the ring, he walks around and hands the joint to one of the commentators with a smile, before proceeding to roll into the ring and heading to the nearest top rope to pose with his right arm in the air and his left mimicking holding a joint in his mouth and flicking it away as he hops down into the ring.

He's a pot head. Who smokes pot. A lot of it. Like, ridiculous amounts. I can't properly describe the amount of pot he smokes, other than to say that its way more than most normal people would even bother with. One time he was so high that he thought that himself and Abraham Lincoln had gotten together and raided a- You know what, this is not the place for this. Joined the VWF once in the past, but feels bad about not having lasted very long. Taking a second shot at it because he finds the place cool and all.