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Alexander "Starr" StarrZoë Vs. Jace Gryphon Vs. Maximillian Vandiel III Vs. Mr. Enigma

(-(-( Joey Styles: Here we go folks, the main event match of tonight is a four-way dance between the visiting Alexander Starrzoë and three of the VWF's main roster talents in Mr. Enigma, Maximillian Vandiel III, and the returning former World Heavyweight Champion, Jace Gryphon!

P. Lickin: I don't get it. Why does The Viking King continuously invite other wrestlers to come onto OUR show and get into OUR ring to face off against OUR wrestlers? I mean, it's not as if WE benefit from it.

Joey Styles: Since when do you have a vested interest in the VWF? Last time I checked, you were paid on a nightly basis with prostitutes and alcohol.

P. Lickin: ... Harsh, Styles. Very harsh.

Joey Styles: Well, let me fill you in on why The Viking King has booked this match. It's because the Viking Wrestling Federation is THE place for the best in professional wrestling today. It's why we get challengers like Danny Dorling and Alexander Starrzoë. They want to meet the cream of the crop and the only place they can find that is here in the VWF.

P. Lickin: ... Did you just grow a pair when I wasn't looking?

Joey Styles: No, damn it. This is the real me! I've decided that for this match and this match only, for one night, you are all going to see the real Joey Styles. After this, I'll go back to whining about your horrible mom jokes and lack of cleanliness during every match. But, for tonight, you're going to get the Unscripted, Uncensored, Loose Cannon of Commentary and just like Starrzoë, Enigma, Vandiel, and Gryphon, I'm going to prove why I am THE best announcer in this damn business today! Forget Cole Jackson and Rocky Dalton, screw Scoop Cuthbertson and Snoop Jones, Sexy Jack and Big Stonehenge can bite me! There is one and only one Joey Styles and he is here, in the Viking Wrestling Federation!

~Back off, I'll take you on! Headstrong, I'll take on anyone!~

An apropos beginning to the entrance music of the guest of the Viking Wrestling Federation, the following guitar rifts and drum beats begin to fill the arena while the Vikingtron comes alive with the entrance video of Alexander "Starr" Starrzoë. Images of Starrzoë facing off against his competitors in PrYde Wrestling begin to flash across the screen. The words StarrZoë Entertainment appear on the Vikingtron just as the man himself makes his appearance from the backstage area, with his tag-team partner Ronnie Rampage in tow. Wearing what looks to be one title around his waist, and holding another one over his shoulder, Starrzoë flashes a smirk at the fans before he turns around for the camera to get a close up look at the black t-shirt he was wearing. On the back of his shirt, in white and red lettering, was: PrYde, THE Pride of Professional Wrestling. Turning around once again, the smirk that had been on the man's face was now a full fledged smile as he began to walk down the ramp as pyro aptly placed along the sides of the ramp began to shoot off in the air. Flashing a "money" sign with his free hand, Starrzoë continues his walk towards the ring, making his way up the metal steps and stepping through the ropes. Climbing up the nearest turnbuckle, with his free hand, he unstraps the championship belt around his waist and proceeds to raise both belts high above his head while even more pyro goes off in the rafters of the VWF Colosseum. Meanwhile, Rampage takes position on the outside of the ring, content to watch, though waiting for any chance to help his partner.

Joey Styles: And here is Alexander Starrzoë of PrYde Wrestling. The two belts that we see him showing off to the crowd are the Evolution Championship as well as one-half of the Unity Tag Team Championship, which he holds with his tag team partner, Ronnie Rampage. A high-riser in his own organization, Starrzoë made an appearance at the Big Birthday Bash and more recently at the last Full House, where this upcoming match was booked.

P. Lickin: ... Um...

Joey Styles: A former wrestler signed with the One World Coalition, he signed with PrYde after the shuttering of OWC and finds himself on a hot streak as of late, and could be set to take on PrYde's Heavyweight Champion Samuel Hessingstock at any moment. But before he does that, he's decided to take his talents to several other federations to prove to the rest of the wrestling community, as well as himself, that he's got what it takes to stand at the top of the ladder.

P. Lickin: ...

~Whatchu know 'bout dat?~

The lights in the arena start to flicker and then suddenly cease as the theme music and entrance video of the one and only Mr. Enigma begin to play in the arena. Enigma's recent brutalization takes forefront in the entrance video while the man himself appears from the backstage area, taking pause at the top of the ramp, his eyes down on the floor. As his loyal Enigmatics cheer for him, the majority of the crowd slight him with a chorus of boos and hisses. Ignoring both, Enigma simply remained still as a wall of pyro suddenly begins from both above and below, covering the man's body in smoke and fireworks. Just as suddenly, the pyro ceases and Enigma remains still, having not moved an inch. Slowly, he raises his head, staring into the ring before releasing a large amount of inhaled smoke from within his lungs. Walking in slow stride to the ring, he makes his way down the ramp as Starrzoë takes the opportunity to slide out of the ring on the far side and converse with his tag-partner on some upcoming strategy. As Enigma walks up the metal stairs and climbs into the ring, the hooded wrestler walks over to the hard camera side and leans forward on the ring ropes with his head low before removing the hood from his head, revealing the painted face of Mr. Enigma. Staring eerily at the camera and fans, Enigma made no other visible sign of emotion before making his way to a corner of the ring and taking a seat.

Joey Styles: And here is Mr. Enigma who, in his debut match here in the VWF, made "The Awesome One" Thomas Liger submit to his King of Kings manuever and later that very night, appeared in the ring with Jace Gryphon and Maximillian Vandiel III to challenge Starrzoë to a match here on Full House tonight.

P. Lickin: ...

Joey Styles: And though Mr. Enigma is only a recent introduction to the roster of the Viking Wrestling Federation, he has been a talent in professional wrestling for nearly seven years now, more recently being seen in the independent scene as of late. However, The Viking King has seen proof enough of his abilities to sign him to a contract here in the VWF and now we'll see him take on not only two other VWF wrestlers, and that's wrestlers dammit, not superstars, but also a top-tier PrYde wrestler as well in this four way dance.

P. Lickin: ... Okay, I give. You want to call this match, straight? Fine, I'm game. Say what you want about this kid, but in my eyes, he's getting a golden opportunity to make an impact in only his second match in the VWF.

~A tragic yet magical fall... from... grace.~

As the beginning lyrics to Tearing the veil from grace begins to play over the loudspeakers of the arena, a single green light appears and begins to trail from the ring up the ramp towards the entrance stage, resting there, to await the arrival of its recipient. From the backstage area, we hear a low grumbling before a loud roar as Maximillian Vandiel III makes his appearance upon his pet bear, Jeff. As they meander their way down the entrance ramp, Vandiel shakes his oak staf at nearby fans in the crowd speaking some unintelligible words. At the base of the ring, Vandiel pushes himself off of Jeff before sliding into the ring and into a free corner to kneel and pray to the diety Umbalorwrryal.

Joey Styles: Arriving into the ring now is Maximillian Vandiel III, the least experienced participant in this four way dance. However, what the man lacks in experience, he makes up for in pure...

P. Lickin: I know, I know, EVIL!

Joey Styles: No, in pure fortitude. He has not had the easiest times in the company since his arrival, but perhaps that is why Vandiel and tag-team partner Donny Blacklist have done so well for themselves since teaming together since their co-victory in the Money in the Bank match. On the next Crucifiction, they find themselves with a title shot against the Wrasslin Rangers, so what better way to increase Vandiel's and by proxy Blacklist's morale than to get a victory in this match against three primed competitors.

P. Lickin: Prime competitors or not, Vandiel's a fanatic, which makes him extra dangerous in my eyes. Never can tell what's really going on in those heads of theirs. And I don't care about the other wrestlers personally. Just keep that bear away from me.

~I! Stand Alone! Inside! I! Stand Alone!~

As the theme music for Jace Gryphon plays over the loudspeakers, the camera focuses in on the entrance ramp once again as green strobe lights begin to hit the entrance ramp while mist begins to pour out from the sides of the structure and covering the floor. Slowly, we see a figure beginning to rise from the mist, though with the angle restrictions of the camera, it's almost as if a shadow was rising up from the darkness. Finally, the figure is fully revealed and as the theme music hits its crescendo, we see an explosion of pyro from the entrance ramp as everything is cut off, revealing the returning Jace Gryphon to the Viking Wrestling Federation. Walking down the ramp through the smoky haze of the remnants of the pyro, Jace makes his way down the entrance ramp and rolls into the ring from the bottom rope, eying each of his competitors with a glare, before focusing his attention on Alexander Starrzoë.

Joey Styles: And here he is folks, back from the dead in all his glory, former VWF World Heavyweight Champion Jace Gryphon has returned once again to the hallowed halls of the Viking Wrestling Federation. The outcast Gryphon, once a mainstay on the main event scene, was thought to have tragically died at the 2009 King of the Ring in a heated contest where a severely injured Jace went up against recent Hall of Fame Inductee The Rick. The match ended in a double count-out, but Jace Gryphon was whisked away to a local hospital and had even been declared dead by The Rick. We even had a tribute show for him the next week on Crucifiction! And yet at the recent Big Birthday Bash, we found out that not only was jace Gryphon alive and well, this was something that had been orchestrated for some time already!

P. Lickin: But what was the purpose of it, Joey? I mean, sure Jace said that his plan was to destroy the Elite, but the Elite have long since broken up. Why the delay between then and the sudden appearance now?

Joey Styles: I couldn't tell you P. But what I can tell you is what Jace Gryphon has already made clear to the rest of the Viking Wrestling Federation. He wants the VWF World Heavyweight Championship around his waist again. Maybe he took this match to deter comments like those made by Scott Dibiase, that he wasn't a main eventer any longer and that he was just attempting to take a spot away from wrestlers like him and others who have spent the last year working their way up the card to main event status.

P. Lickin: I'd be pissed to if out of nowhere James Vickers or The Cat showed up and demanded this chair from me. I've gotten so comfortable in it these past couple of years. And hell, we started Full House!

Joey Styles: That we did, P. So even two announcers like us can understand what Scott Dibiase is saying. However, while there is little doubt of a return of James Vickers or The Cat, and we've successfully exiled Kyle Bacon to the backstage area, Scott will have to put up with a fight as though Jace Gryphon may be misunderstood or a loner, he will certainly try to get what he wants with his fists.

The four competitors are now in the ring while Starrzoë's partner Ronnie Rampage remains on the outside. The bell rings and the main event is officially underway. Each of the four men stare at each other, each waiting for the other to make the first move and thus, the first mistake. Finally, Gryphon takes charge and spears Starrzoë, battering the PrYde wrestler with lefts and rights. Meanwhile, Vandiel takes the opportunity of the suddenness of Gryphon's attack and locks up on a distracted Enigma and takes him into the air and down hard onto the canvas with a powerful suplex. Gryphon grabs Starrzoë by the hair and shoots him into the ropes and bends over, looking for a back toss. With him telegraphing the maneuver, however, it was little surprise that Starrzoë would manage to put a quick halt to his run to deliver a stunning kick against the bent chest of Gryphon who immediately staggered upwards and into the running clothesline that the Evolution Champion was waiting to deliver. On the other side of the ring, Enigma had managed to counter another suplex by Vandiel and instead peppered the one half of Blaximillion with a few right hands before pushing him into one of the corner turnbuckles. Climbing up in front of Vandiel, Enigma raises his fist into the air before pummeling Vandiel over the head as the crowd counts along, at least, until Vandiel recovers enough in the middle of it to grab hold of Enigma's legs and pulling him down onto the canvas with a hard powerbomb. Vandiel goes for a quick cover as the referee drops to the mat to make the count. "1...2..." A quick boot to the head of Vandiel by Starrzoë breaks up the pinfall attempt while the PrYde wrestler continues stomping away at the dazed Vandiel while unknowingly to him, Gryphon has recovered enough from the earlier clothesline and delivers a lightning fast reverse suplex on Starrzoë, only to be taken by surprise himself by Mr. Enigma who comes through with a sharp scissor kick to the face. With all three of his competitors down. Enigma looks quickly at the camera before heading to the nearest turnbuckle and beginning the climb, intent on hitting the Sonic Boom on any of his fallen opponents for the victory. But as Enigma balanced himself on the top turnbuckle, Vandiel suddenly jumped up from his prone position and ran against the nearside ring ropes, staggering Enigma enough to cause him to fall onto the turnbuckle himself. While the man recovered from what must have been a serious blow to the groin, Vandiel continued his lightning fast moves and jumped onto the top turnbuckle with Enigma, raising the 250 lbs above his head and down on the mat in a spectacular superplex that shook the ring and the impact of which could be heard in the rafters.

Joey Styles: A huge move by Vandiel sends Enigma to the canvas and all four competitors now are attempting to recover from their respective fatigue.

P. Lickin: Well, we know that Jace Gryphon still has something in his tank. We also knew coming into this match that this Alexander Starrzoë was also a big deal back where he is from. But I gotta say, I'm liking what I'm seeing from Enigma and Vandiel.

Joey Styles: I agree, P. These two wrestlers aren't afriad of Grypon and Starrzoë and are just as intent on making their names on the top of the marquee board themselves.

P. Lickin: You know, I've got a funny story that I heard from a wrestler back in the day about marquee boards and it goes a little something lik... wait, what's that guy doing on the outside?!

As the camera was catching everything for the television sets at home, Alexander Starrzoë had been the first to get up to his feet. While Jace Gryphon was beginning to stir, Starrzoë was literally screaming at his tag team partner on the outside. Furious at what seemed to be a lack of action on his partner's part, Starrzoë jumped over the top rope and then dropped to the canvas, where he proceeded to get into the face of his partner. VWF camera crews managed to get close enough to catch a few of the words.

"I'm sick and tired of this bullcrap about no weapons, damn it! When I tell you to give me my belt because I'm going to end this, I mean it!"

Ronnie Rampage could only look down on at the floor in front of his partner's arguments, which means neither man was prepared for Jace Gryphon who had meanwhile climbed up to the nearest turnbuckle to the two partners and dove off the ropes, crashing down upon both their bodies while the VWF faithful could only cheer in amazement at the spectacular maneuver.

Joey Styles: OH MY GOD!

P. Lickin: Wait a second! That's a real part of the Uncensored, Unscripted, Loose Cannon? Bull!

Meanwhile, as the three men lay prone on the outside, back inside the ring, Vandiel and Enigma were going at it back and forth until Mr. Enigma manages to get the lead off of Vandiel, and threw him into the ropes only for Vandiel to receive a gut busting spear from a launched Mr. Enigma. Raising the stunned Vandiel by his hair, Enigma took him into a grapple and raised him high above the air before dropping him hard into the Flordia Flat-Liner and covering him for the count. ".1 ..2 ...3!!!" The bell rings as the camera pans the destruction both inside of the ring and outside. Jace Gryphon holds his stomach while Starrzoë grimaces hard and feebly cradles one of his arms. Vandiel looks out cold inside of the ring while an exhausted Enigma doesn't even have the energy to get himself to his feet.

Joey Styles: And Mr. Enigma comes away with the victory here on Full House! What does this mean for Blaximillion for the upcoming Crucifiction? Is this the last we'll see of Alexander Starrzoë in the VWF? And when did Jace Gryphon learn to dive off the top rope?

P. Lickin: I've got one more question for you! Are you done with this serious commentary? I want my little buddy back!

Joey Styles: That, P, is up to the ratings. For P. Lickin, I'm Joey Styles, join us on December 6th when we return with VWF action at Crucifiction! )-)-)